In college, I was an exotic dancer to help pay the bills.
Admittedly, I wan't a very good one.
Three out of every four hairy lechers that watched me dance called me a "cold b*tch". The fourth will soon agree, when I don't give him a lapdance.
I really didn't care. I was a lesbian, so when I went home I got to lick more than my fair share of...
uh ... well you know.
She doesn't tip very well, but you don't see me complaining, do you?
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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