Another tragic love story for valentines day...
***** Sur4_Grrl has entered T33nP0w@h.
Sk8er_Boi: Hey Sur4_Grrl A/S/L?
Sur4_Grrl: 16/Cheerleader/Mepville u?
Sk8er_Boi: OMG 17/M/Mepville 2!!11!
Sur4_Grrl: OMGWTF!! Fer sure? RuHOTZ?
Sk8er_Boi: Fer sure! Checkit - www.avril4evaeva.com/members/studboi.jpg
Sur4_Grrl: OMG!1! UR HOTZ!!!1! I t0tally know u. I see u in town. I wanted 2t2u!
Sur4_Grrl: amIhotz? www.h0tt0p1cr0xx0rz.com/drunkparty/skank.jpg
Sk8er_Boi: WTFBBQ! UR TEH H0tn3SS!! I so knowz u!!1! I gotz majorz crushz on U!
Sur4_Grrl: U talk c00l Sk8er_Boi! I gotz madz crushings 4 u! U wanna Mack?
Sk8er_Boi: fer sure! My Bod is so hard, U wanna touch my pecs?
* Sur4_Grrl touches ur pecs.
Sur4_Grrl: So hard! I totally gotz a h0tb0t u wan 2 touch?
* Sk8er_Boi totally rubs u buttz.
Sk8er_Boi: I cud mack wit u 4eva! ur like avril!!1! UR MAKIN ME HARDZ. U wan c mah d1ck???//??
* Sk8er_Boi pulz ot hiz D1CK.
Sur4_Grrl: OMGWTFWJD!11! U R HUGE!!1! OMG I get n3kkid IRL!!1!!
Sk8er_Boi: UR S0 HOTZ N3KID!!11! luv U 4eva!!!
Sur4_Grrl: OMG!!11! !!11!one!one! WTF ma Boi is h3r3!! GTG!
Sur4_Grrl: OMG! He haz a knive!! fone 911!!!11! Pls b*&ADAHJADFJHHJBHJ
***** Sur4_Grrl has lost connection.
Sk8er_Boi: Any1 3lse hotz?
There are 87 messages for this day.
|<David Byrden> The site's broken. I can't submit captions.|
|<mypalmike> Mort, that's hilarious. GTG = Get the gun? What's 2t2u? WTFBBQ?!?!|
|<mypalmike> I just figured out OMGWTFWJD.|
|<malevolent_penguin> this made me laugh so hard i almost tinkled myself :)|
|<obtuse> OMG, YUO AR EMYE HEROE!!!11111 HAHAHAAHA ROFLMOA OMGFHASF PWN#D!@#$1135642 ROOFLES!1|
Excellent use of "one!"
|<Lauren> WTF i To2LY LIK LUV THIS 1|
|<guyPaulo> I've never understood dogshows. How do you tell which dog is best? Is humping a judge's leg a good thing or a bad thing? |
|<guyPaulo> We're still waiting for you at orkut.com, Lauren! Please hurry, as there are no female in the Mostemailed community and its starting to get messy and smell bad. |
|<3Suns> Yes, come in Lauren. Pick up after us and clean our bathroom!|
|<Lauren> Toiling away mopping up messy spills surrounded by sweaty boy smells. Sounds like fun! I'll be there shortly.|
|<guyPaulo> Thank god. Also, could you make a few sandwiches for us before you come? We're hungry. And 3Suns won't let we wear his hat! Make him shair it!|
|<3Suns> Actually that hat's not mine. It was part of my friend's pimp halloween costume. You'll have to go talk to him in Albany.|
|<Axolotl> Did you know that 'pet' is an offensive word now?|
They're 'companion animals' now.
|<3Suns> Now I know what Mort's rant reminds me of... ...grin.hu...|
|<Lauren> Thanks for that link, 3Suns. I had seen this years ago and forgotten about it. Too funny.|
|<Mort> David - I've been looking at the logs to see why you would have issues. Are you sure you put your name in when you add a caption?|
|<Jellyloo> Todays tragic love story disturbs me so.|
|<Mort> Why does it disturb you Jellyloo?|
|<Jellyloo> I hate it when I lose my connection. Thats all.|
|<Mort> You can always reconnect after, sometimes my digital connection leaves me only with snippits. But after time, if you are patient, it works again.|
|<Lauren> YOYO: I am sorry if I offended you. Please let me back into orkut....|
|<Jellyloo> All I have are snippets and I lose my connection often. The service here is unreliable at best.|
|<Mort> That is unfortunate Jellyloo and Lauren.|
I wish I could connect to anyone I wanted to with just the power of my brain.
|<yoyology> LAUREN: I wouldn't know how to block you from orkut. Sorry. Whatever's going on, it ain't me.|
|<Lauren> Hay una mujer desaparecido.... hay carumba, soy esta mujer. Ayudame, alguien, ayudame, por favor.|
|<JulieK> Mort is actually the Sk8er_boi in the conversation.|
|<Mort> Dammit Julie!!! Shhh!1!|
|<Sk8er_Boi> Jellyloo/JulieK - ASL????|
|<Sk8er_Boi> OMG!!1!! 99/M(ish)/Hell 2 WTF?? R U HOTZ in Hellz?|
|<Sur4_Grrl> OMFG Sk8!!1 1st U LIK TOTLY RUNZ mid FntASSy n NOW UR Flurtin wid JulieK. F**OFF!!!11!!!|
|<guyPaulo> Poor Lauren seems to be blocked from orkut. That or she's just doesn't like us anymore....|
|<Sk8er_Boi> OMG!! th1nk Sk8er_Boi WTFWJD???? U Grrlz R craz1e hotz!! dang I g2g!!!11!|
|<ElvisThePelvis> Lauren *seems* to be gone from orkut entirely....|
|<apple juice is a verb> i think she was having trouble with it...|
|<Lauren> It's as if we don't exist in the same space-time continuum anymore. I can feel myself fading away....|
|<3Suns> That's bizarre... You didn't get an email about it, I assume?|
|<Lauren> No. I wrote to the help desk to ask watzup and got a canned "your e-mail is important to us. we will try to answer it sometime this millenium" response.|
|<yoyology> When I was jailed, I became unjailed with no notification at all. I just tried to post a message, and it worked.|
|<ajiav> orkut seems to be quirky, then?|
|<yoyology> It's still in beta. Tells you that on the splash page.|
It's a Google product, you know.
|<ajiav> perhaps it would be beta to stay away.|
|<ajiav> (*so bad*)|
|<yoyology> "orkut is unique, because it's an organically growing network of trusted friends. That way we won't grow too large, too quickly and everyone will have at least one person to vouch for them.|
If you know someone who is a member of orkut, that person can invite you to join as well. If you don't know an orkut member, wait a bit and most likely you soon will.
We look forward to having you as part of the orkut community."
That sounds a little creepy.
|<Jmofwiw> ...like a cult.|
|<guyPaulo> Mort, now that we have a community in orkut, you MUST get some kind of logo for the site. The screen shot used there now is just too small to see anything. |
|<3Suns> I propose that this cowfish ( ...story.news.yahoo.com... ) be our new logo and mascot. (Y/N)|
|<apple juice is a verb> this picture from yahoo japan is almost appropriate (they are made out of corn).|
|<3Suns> While I agree, it would turn into a yellow mess when orkut shrunk it down. We should look through the image archives and find a nice monkey picture. there are many.|
|<ElvisThePelvis> You guys are weak, this is the logo:|
|<3Suns> one of:|
|<guyPaulo> I vote for 25141: the 4 colorful monkies.|
|<ajiav> I sort of like the popsicles one, but the monkey on the fence is a good picture, too. The multi-colored monkeys gives the best impression of multiple monkeys, and it makes us seem global, like the United Colors of Benetton. |
|<yoyology> The echidna photographer is my all-time favorite MEP, but I would say that the four dyed monkeys would be more recognizable.|
For the record, I am the one who can change the picture on orkut. I'm not sure if I can designate any other moderators, so for now, I AM GOD HERE!!!
Oops. Did I say that out loud?
|<Mort> /mep_engine -ban yoyology|
|<Not yoyology. Honest.> I agree with yoyology. He is like a God. I worship him daily, usually in the shower.|
|<ajiav> the creation of an orkut community is a kind of revolution against mort, isn't it...|
|<Mort> As long as it doesn't drain away the funny away from here then I don't care.|
|<Lauren> The confusion is understandable. For a moment or two I mistakenly believed yoyo to be god. I thought I had been found. Now I realize there is no god. I repent and fully recommit to Mort as the Lord of the realm.|
|<The Lawnmower Man> I'm sorry. You are mistaken.|
I AM GOD HERE.
|<Neo> I am the one.|
|<Lauren> Yoyo, Lawnmower Man, Footler, whatever your real name is, you show up as yoyology in the history box. Some god.|
|<Lauren> Oh, and hi, Neo/Elvis|
|<Teen Ho> I am an anagram of the one.|
|<yoyology> I'm just sitting here watching as Mike skips over my captions without commenting. Sad.|
|<ElvisThePelvis> Elvish Lip See TV would be my anagram|
|<yoyology> Everybody try the Internet Anagram Server:|
Or, if you prefer, "I, Rearrangement Servant"
|<mypalmike> Did I skip yours, yoyo? OK, I can go back and roadkill 'em if you'd like.|
|<mypalmike> All taken care of now. :)|
|<3Suns> What, are anagrams the meme-du-jour?|
One of my friends IMed me today talking all in anagrams.
That wordsmith page has been there for at least 7 years, I remember using it in High School. My name anagrams to "Tom, widen a banjo", or "A bad women joint" or "Join a wombat den".
|<Mort> O! Mr. T!|
|<yoyology> Yep. Two of my favorite Internet thingys, wordsmith's A Word A Day and the IMDB, both predate the WWW. Pretty cool stuff.|
|<mypalmike> My name anagrams to PAM LIME KY. All things you'd find in my kitchen.|
|<mypalmike> Maybe Lauren's problem on orkut is that her last name was "?????". They seem to have some weird filtering things that might have kicked her out.|
|<La mujer desaparecido> Wouldn't they have sent an e-mail explaining that?|
|<yoyology> Mike, you have the state of Kentucky in your kitchen?|
|<mypalmike> Yeah, you'll find ME, MA, and KY in the kitchen.|
|<mypalmike> ... on the table.|
|<ElvisThePelvis> I was thinking ky jelly in the kitchen...good god that man knows how to cook.|
|<3Suns> here's hoping you don't try to spread the KY on your toast... or make a PB&KY sandwich.|
|<ElvisThePelvis> KYPB&J slides down easy.|
|<Mort> Okay Mike you have passed AOL Speak 101.|