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"Lousy Stuff My D&D Character Has Found"

The ring of regular bowel movements.





The horn of summoning of burning tires.




The scratching post of speed.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> You have selected the +12 of Mobile Poo
<mypalmike> Unfortunately, the horn of summoning of burning tires has a -1 charisma modifier. But you'd be suprised how useful it can be in some situations.

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