From the start, young Rocco was a prodigy. Here, he is already toning his glutes at the tender age of 7 months!
Unknow to most, he penned "It's all over now Baby Blue" while still in kindergarten.
This ugly bastard stole all the credit.
Rocco's latest feat is that he created his brides wedding dress using nothing but..uh..his own hands...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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