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Most Emailed Photos - 06/24/2004 by Mort
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Brave men surf waves.

Insane men surf winds.

Abnormal men surf kitten porn.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I hope the new week brings better images. I'm not in the writing mood right now, too many distractions, bright colours flittering, zero caffeine nerves jittering, television's endless wittering. Oh what I would give to suck on some C8H10N4O2 right now; bitter white alkaloid, how I love thee.

There are 3 messages for this day.
<JulieK> Mort is getting all chemistry lesson on us.
<Mort> I came across the formula for caffeine in three different places in the last two days. It's quite the simple and beautiful little compound.
<David Byrden> You know how I get my captions to come out just right?
The night before, I set them up by sending millions of Yahoo photos.

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