The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

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Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:35:26	Main Page
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:35:25	Caption #660
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:35:23	Caption #211
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:35:21	Caption #574
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:35:20	Caption #500
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:35:19	Caption #774
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:35:18	Caption #602
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:35:16	Caption #414
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:35:15	Caption #179
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:35:14	Caption #653
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:35:13	Caption #741

I hope the new week brings better images. I'm not in the writing mood right now, too many distractions, bright colours flittering, zero caffeine nerves jittering, television's endless wittering. Oh what I would give to suck on some C₈H₁₀N₄O₂ right now; bitter white alkaloid, how I love thee.

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