[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

It wasn't the exotic dancer,

or even the burlesque drag queen,

but the dancing oil drums that distracted Dick Cheney from his poker game with the boys.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 218 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:36Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:34Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:33Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:32Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:31Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:30Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:28Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:27Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:26Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:25Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:24Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:23Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:21Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:20Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:19Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:18Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:16Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:15Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:12Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:10Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:08Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:07Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:06Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:02Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:58Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:57Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:54Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:52Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:51Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:50Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:49Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:48Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:46Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:45Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:43Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:42Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:41Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:39Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:38Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:37Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:36Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:31Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:30Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:28Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:26Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:25Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:24Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:19Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:17Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:16Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:14Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:12Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:11Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:10Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:29:09Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:58Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:51Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:49Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:48Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:43Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:42Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:35Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:30Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:29Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:28Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:27Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:26Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:25Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:24Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:23Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:22Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:20Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:19Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:17Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:16Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:05Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:04Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:02Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker03:28:00Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:57Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:54Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:52Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:50Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:49Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:47Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:46Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:45Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:42Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:41Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:40Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:36Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:35Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:33Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:31Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:30Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:29Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:26Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:24Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:23Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:21Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:20Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:19Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:16Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:13Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:09Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:05Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:27:02Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:54Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:48Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:38Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:37Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:36Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:35Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:30Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:25Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:16Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:12Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:09Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:08Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:04Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker03:26:02Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:57Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:53Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:48Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:47Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:43Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:42Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:41Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:37Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:34Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:33Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:30Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:29Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:15Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:13Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:05Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:02Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker03:25:01Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:55Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:53Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:50Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:48Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:47Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:45Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:44Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:43Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:38Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:35Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:34Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:23Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:14Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:07Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:05Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:24:04Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:57Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:56Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:52Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:50Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:46Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:45Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:42Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:38Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:28Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:27Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:25Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:17Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:16Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:15Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:12Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:00Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:57Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:52Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:51Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:45Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:39Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:38Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:34Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:31Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:30Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:20Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:19Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:12Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:05Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:04Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:03Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:00Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:52Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:50Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:39Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:36Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:35Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:34Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:33Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:32Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:30Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:29Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:28Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:22Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:15Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:13Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:08Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:55Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:53Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:52Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:48Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:45Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:40Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:39Caption #315

Board [Post Message]

I joined the left sided masses to watch Fahrenheit 9/11 this weekend, it informed me of an outrageous rip off that even made my $10.25 cinema ticket seem sane. I'm not a big fan of fighting propaganda with propaganda, it did not change my mind in anyway or show me things I did not already know, but it was well put together and entertaining. Maybe it will convince a few moderates to swerve left in time to avoid a huge accident in November.

I wonder how many people saw Fahrenheit 9/11 and The Passion of Christ.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I wonder how many porno movies being made now are going to spoof "Passion of the Christ" with their title? Maybe "The Passion of Christina"?
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Splashing of Christ"
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Lashing Of The Christ"...oh wait, that's already in there...
<3Suns> The Passion of Christ 2: Electric Boca Monkey Dildo Boogaloo
<ajiav> I did not go to see Passion of the Christ, but I might the sequel as it is technically a zombie movie
<ajiav> It is my understanding that most theaters showing 9-11 were pretty packed...I am happy that so many people turned out to see the movie, I hope that a similar number of people will get registered and start voting
<Darlenenbc> You can go help register people and encourage them to vote you know. Just takes a stop by the DNC or *spit* the RNC office and get some forms. You can make sure mail in ballots are at the stores and post offices. You can put up yard sides for those that can't.
My vote now stands at 87 new voters and myself. where is yours?
<ajiav> I encourage people I know or talk with to follow issues and vote should it come up in conversation, but I don't usually go out of my way to this end. I don't really believe in helping anyone to vote aside from telling them where they can register, should they seem interested.

I think if a person is actually serious about voting, they should have to do it themselves. A person who makes the effort to register themselves is more likely to follow the issues and make informed, independent decisions, which is more important to me than whether or not my own beliefs come out winning in the short term.

I lean left, but I dislike dogmatic beliefs no matter where they are coming from...a dogmatic left might elect an ill-equipped Democrat for president, and ultimately that will prove bad for the left in the long term. If Democrats are to be in power, I want it to be because they are truly organized, have direction, and know where they are going. Dislike for Bush is not itself a direction, but I am hoping it will ultimately encourage people with liberal sympathies to make that individual effort, and ultimately strengthen the left. I do not by any means want a bunch of college kids who just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 running the country.

<ajiav> I say that as a college kid.
<guyPaulo> Vote for Cthulhu in '04!!!!! Bring back the Old Ones in November!!!
<Kumiho> Xelloss for President! Let's put a real Demon in power! And Buffy can be his vice-prez.
<H. Monkey> Vote Cthulhu! Why choose the lesser of two evils?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post