[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

It wasn't the exotic dancer,

or even the burlesque drag queen,

but the dancing oil drums that distracted Dick Cheney from his poker game with the boys.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 191 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:15Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:14Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:13Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:12Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:11Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:01Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:58Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:56Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:55Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:54Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:53Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:52Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:51Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:50Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:49Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:47Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:45Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:41Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:27Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:26Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:25Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:24Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:20Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:19Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:18Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:11Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:04Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:03Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:02Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:01Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:57Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:56Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:55Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:51Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:49Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:45Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:40Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:39Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:35Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:34Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:29Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:20Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:18Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:17Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:16Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:15Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:08Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:07Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:00Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:56Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:55Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:51Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:46Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:37Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:35Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:33Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:26Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:22Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:16Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:10Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:57Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:56Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:55Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:54Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:45Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:42Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:41Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:37Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:36Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:32Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:31Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:29Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:23Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:18Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:16Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:07Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:58Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:56Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:48Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:39Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:36Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:35Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:34Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:30Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:25Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:24Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:21Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:20Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:11Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:07Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:56Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:45Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:43Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:40Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:38Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:34Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:28Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:27Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:23Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:20Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:14Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:13Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:07Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:06Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:03Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:00Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:46Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:45Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:44Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:40Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:37Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:35Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:34Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:30Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:22Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:09Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:54Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:53Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:51Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:49Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:48Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:47Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:46Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:41Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:33Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:32Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:31Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:30Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:29Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:28Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:27Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:26Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:24Caption #-76
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:23Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:22Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:20Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:18Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:11Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:10Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:09Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:08Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:07Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:06Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:05Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:04Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:03Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:02Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:01Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:00Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:59Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:57Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:56Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:55Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:54Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:53Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:40Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:36Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:33Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:32Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:26Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:24Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:23Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:22Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:21Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:20Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:19Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:18Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:17Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:16Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:15Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:14Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:13Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:12Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:11Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:10Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:04Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:22Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:21Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:20Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker19:53:16Caption #735

Board [Post Message]

I joined the left sided masses to watch Fahrenheit 9/11 this weekend, it informed me of an outrageous rip off that even made my $10.25 cinema ticket seem sane. I'm not a big fan of fighting propaganda with propaganda, it did not change my mind in anyway or show me things I did not already know, but it was well put together and entertaining. Maybe it will convince a few moderates to swerve left in time to avoid a huge accident in November.

I wonder how many people saw Fahrenheit 9/11 and The Passion of Christ.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I wonder how many porno movies being made now are going to spoof "Passion of the Christ" with their title? Maybe "The Passion of Christina"?
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Splashing of Christ"
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Lashing Of The Christ"...oh wait, that's already in there...
<3Suns> The Passion of Christ 2: Electric Boca Monkey Dildo Boogaloo
<ajiav> I did not go to see Passion of the Christ, but I might the sequel as it is technically a zombie movie
<ajiav> It is my understanding that most theaters showing 9-11 were pretty packed...I am happy that so many people turned out to see the movie, I hope that a similar number of people will get registered and start voting
<Darlenenbc> You can go help register people and encourage them to vote you know. Just takes a stop by the DNC or *spit* the RNC office and get some forms. You can make sure mail in ballots are at the stores and post offices. You can put up yard sides for those that can't.
My vote now stands at 87 new voters and myself. where is yours?
<ajiav> I encourage people I know or talk with to follow issues and vote should it come up in conversation, but I don't usually go out of my way to this end. I don't really believe in helping anyone to vote aside from telling them where they can register, should they seem interested.

I think if a person is actually serious about voting, they should have to do it themselves. A person who makes the effort to register themselves is more likely to follow the issues and make informed, independent decisions, which is more important to me than whether or not my own beliefs come out winning in the short term.

I lean left, but I dislike dogmatic beliefs no matter where they are coming from...a dogmatic left might elect an ill-equipped Democrat for president, and ultimately that will prove bad for the left in the long term. If Democrats are to be in power, I want it to be because they are truly organized, have direction, and know where they are going. Dislike for Bush is not itself a direction, but I am hoping it will ultimately encourage people with liberal sympathies to make that individual effort, and ultimately strengthen the left. I do not by any means want a bunch of college kids who just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 running the country.

<ajiav> I say that as a college kid.
<guyPaulo> Vote for Cthulhu in '04!!!!! Bring back the Old Ones in November!!!
<Kumiho> Xelloss for President! Let's put a real Demon in power! And Buffy can be his vice-prez.
<H. Monkey> Vote Cthulhu! Why choose the lesser of two evils?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post