[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

It wasn't the exotic dancer,

or even the burlesque drag queen,

but the dancing oil drums that distracted Dick Cheney from his poker game with the boys.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 400 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:39Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:38Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:36Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:34Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:33Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:32Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:30Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:26Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:23Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:22Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:21Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:20Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:19Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:17Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:10Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:09Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:08Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:07Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:06Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:05Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:04Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:03Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker20:33:01Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:59Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:58Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:57Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:56Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:53Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:52Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:51Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:48Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:41Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:40Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:38Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:37Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:36Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:35Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:33Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:32Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:31Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:30Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:29Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:28Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:26Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:23Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:22Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:21Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:20Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:18Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:17Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:16Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:13Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:12Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:11Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:08Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:07Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:06Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:04Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:03Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:02Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:01Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker20:32:00Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:59Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:58Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:57Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:56Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:55Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:53Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:52Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:51Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:49Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:47Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:46Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:45Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:44Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:42Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:40Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:39Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:38Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:36Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:34Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:33Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:32Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:31Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:29Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:27Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:26Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:25Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:24Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:23Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:22Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:21Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:20Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:19Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:18Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:17Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:16Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:15Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:14Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:13Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:12Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:11Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:10Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:09Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:08Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:07Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:05Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:04Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:03Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:02Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:31:00Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:59Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:58Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:57Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:56Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:55Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:53Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:51Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:50Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:49Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:48Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:44Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:43Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:42Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:41Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:40Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:39Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:37Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:36Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:33Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:32Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:27Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:26Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:25Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:24Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:20Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:19Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:18Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:17Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:16Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:14Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:13Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:12Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:11Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:09Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:07Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:06Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker20:30:04Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:59Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:57Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:54Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:53Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:52Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:51Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:47Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:46Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:43Caption #-83
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:42Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:41Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:36Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:34Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:33Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:31Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:29Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:28Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:26Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:24Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:23Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:22Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:15Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:13Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:12Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:11Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:10Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:09Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:08Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:07Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:05Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:01Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker20:29:00Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:54Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:51Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:49Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:48Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:44Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:43Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:42Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:40Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:39Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:36Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:34Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:32Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:30Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:28Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:26Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:23Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:22Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:21Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:20Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:18Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:17Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:16Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:14Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:13Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:11Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:10Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:08Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:05Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:04Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:03Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker20:28:00Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:58Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:57Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:56Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:54Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:53Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:52Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:50Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:45Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:44Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:43Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:40Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:39Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:36Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:35Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:34Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:31Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:29Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:28Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:27Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:26Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:24Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:23Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:22Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:21Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:19Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:18Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:17Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:16Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:15Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:14Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:12Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:11Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:10Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:07Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:06Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:05Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:03Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker20:27:02Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:59Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:57Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:56Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:55Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:52Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:51Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:50Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:49Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:47Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:45Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:43Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:42Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:41Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:40Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:37Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:36Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:35Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:34Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:31Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:30Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:29Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:28Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:27Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:26Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:25Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:24Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:21Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:20Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:19Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:18Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:17Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:13Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:12Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:11Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:10Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:09Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:07Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:06Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:05Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:04Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:03Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:02Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:01Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker20:26:00Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:56Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:55Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:54Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:53Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:52Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:51Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:48Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:47Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:45Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:44Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:41Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:39Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:37Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:36Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:35Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:32Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:31Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:28Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:27Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:26Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:24Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:22Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:21Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:20Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:17Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:14Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:12Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:11Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:09Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:07Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:05Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:03Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:02Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:01Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker20:25:00Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:59Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:58Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:57Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:55Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:54Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:53Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:52Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:51Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:50Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:49Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:48Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:47Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:45Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:44Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:43Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:42Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:41Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:40Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:39Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:38Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:37Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:36Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:34Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:33Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:32Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:30Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:29Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:28Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:27Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:25Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:24Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:23Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:22Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:21Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:20Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:19Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:18Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:14Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:13Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:10Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:09Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:08Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:05Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:04Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:03Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker20:24:02Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:58Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:57Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:56Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:55Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:54Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:52Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:51Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:50Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:47Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:46Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:45Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:44Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:43Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker20:23:42Caption #401

Board [Post Message]

I joined the left sided masses to watch Fahrenheit 9/11 this weekend, it informed me of an outrageous rip off that even made my $10.25 cinema ticket seem sane. I'm not a big fan of fighting propaganda with propaganda, it did not change my mind in anyway or show me things I did not already know, but it was well put together and entertaining. Maybe it will convince a few moderates to swerve left in time to avoid a huge accident in November.

I wonder how many people saw Fahrenheit 9/11 and The Passion of Christ.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I wonder how many porno movies being made now are going to spoof "Passion of the Christ" with their title? Maybe "The Passion of Christina"?
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Splashing of Christ"
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Lashing Of The Christ"...oh wait, that's already in there...
<3Suns> The Passion of Christ 2: Electric Boca Monkey Dildo Boogaloo
<ajiav> I did not go to see Passion of the Christ, but I might the sequel as it is technically a zombie movie
<ajiav> It is my understanding that most theaters showing 9-11 were pretty packed...I am happy that so many people turned out to see the movie, I hope that a similar number of people will get registered and start voting
<Darlenenbc> You can go help register people and encourage them to vote you know. Just takes a stop by the DNC or *spit* the RNC office and get some forms. You can make sure mail in ballots are at the stores and post offices. You can put up yard sides for those that can't.
My vote now stands at 87 new voters and myself. where is yours?
<ajiav> I encourage people I know or talk with to follow issues and vote should it come up in conversation, but I don't usually go out of my way to this end. I don't really believe in helping anyone to vote aside from telling them where they can register, should they seem interested.

I think if a person is actually serious about voting, they should have to do it themselves. A person who makes the effort to register themselves is more likely to follow the issues and make informed, independent decisions, which is more important to me than whether or not my own beliefs come out winning in the short term.

I lean left, but I dislike dogmatic beliefs no matter where they are coming from...a dogmatic left might elect an ill-equipped Democrat for president, and ultimately that will prove bad for the left in the long term. If Democrats are to be in power, I want it to be because they are truly organized, have direction, and know where they are going. Dislike for Bush is not itself a direction, but I am hoping it will ultimately encourage people with liberal sympathies to make that individual effort, and ultimately strengthen the left. I do not by any means want a bunch of college kids who just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 running the country.

<ajiav> I say that as a college kid.
<guyPaulo> Vote for Cthulhu in '04!!!!! Bring back the Old Ones in November!!!
<Kumiho> Xelloss for President! Let's put a real Demon in power! And Buffy can be his vice-prez.
<H. Monkey> Vote Cthulhu! Why choose the lesser of two evils?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post