[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

It wasn't the exotic dancer,

or even the burlesque drag queen,

but the dancing oil drums that distracted Dick Cheney from his poker game with the boys.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 256 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:58Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:56Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:55Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:54Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:53Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:52Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:49Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:48Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:47Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:46Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:43Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:40Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:39Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:38Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:33Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:31Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:29Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:26Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:24Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:19Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:16Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:15Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:13Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:10Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:09Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:08Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:06Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:05Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:04Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:03Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:00Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:59Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:58Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:57Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:54Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:53Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:52Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:51Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:50Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:48Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:47Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:46Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:44Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:43Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:38Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:37Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:35Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:33Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:32Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:31Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:25Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:22Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:17Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:15Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:13Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:12Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:09Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:08Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:07Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:03Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:02Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:00Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:59Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:58Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:57Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:55Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:47Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:45Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:44Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:41Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:34Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:32Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:31Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:22Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:19Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:17Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:16Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:15Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:11Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:09Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:06Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:04Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:59Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:58Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:56Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:54Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:53Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:52Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:51Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:46Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:45Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:43Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:41Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:40Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:39Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:38Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:33Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:31Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:28Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:27Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:26Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:25Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:23Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:22Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:19Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:18Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:15Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:14Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:13Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:10Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:08Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:05Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:03Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:02Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:59Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:58Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:57Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:53Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:52Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:49Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:41Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:39Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:37Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:36Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:27Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:25Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:24Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:14Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:11Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:07Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:06Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:02Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker01:56:01Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:59Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:58Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:55Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:51Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:50Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:49Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:48Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:47Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:46Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:45Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:41Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:39Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:35Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:32Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:29Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:25Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:23Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:20Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:19Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:14Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:10Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:07Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker01:55:02Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:57Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:55Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:54Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:53Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:49Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:45Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:44Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:43Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:41Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:32Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:30Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:28Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:27Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:23Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:22Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:19Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:16Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:13Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:12Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:06Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker01:54:03Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:59Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:54Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:53Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:52Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:51Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:50Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:47Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:43Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:40Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:39Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:38Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:37Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:32Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:27Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:24Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:20Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:15Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:14Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:11Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:08Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:05Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:04Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker01:53:01Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:58Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:52Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:49Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:46Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:45Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:40Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:39Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:37Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:36Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:35Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:34Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:33Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:32Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:31Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:29Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:28Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:23Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:20Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:11Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:10Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker01:52:07Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:57Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:54Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:44Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:41Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:39Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:37Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:36Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:35Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:34Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:33Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:32Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:31Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:29Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:28Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:27Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:25Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:23Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:21Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:19Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:17Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:16Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:15Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:11Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:06Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:04Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:03Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker01:51:01Caption #485

Board [Post Message]

I joined the left sided masses to watch Fahrenheit 9/11 this weekend, it informed me of an outrageous rip off that even made my $10.25 cinema ticket seem sane. I'm not a big fan of fighting propaganda with propaganda, it did not change my mind in anyway or show me things I did not already know, but it was well put together and entertaining. Maybe it will convince a few moderates to swerve left in time to avoid a huge accident in November.

I wonder how many people saw Fahrenheit 9/11 and The Passion of Christ.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I wonder how many porno movies being made now are going to spoof "Passion of the Christ" with their title? Maybe "The Passion of Christina"?
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Splashing of Christ"
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Lashing Of The Christ"...oh wait, that's already in there...
<3Suns> The Passion of Christ 2: Electric Boca Monkey Dildo Boogaloo
<ajiav> I did not go to see Passion of the Christ, but I might the sequel as it is technically a zombie movie
<ajiav> It is my understanding that most theaters showing 9-11 were pretty packed...I am happy that so many people turned out to see the movie, I hope that a similar number of people will get registered and start voting
<Darlenenbc> You can go help register people and encourage them to vote you know. Just takes a stop by the DNC or *spit* the RNC office and get some forms. You can make sure mail in ballots are at the stores and post offices. You can put up yard sides for those that can't.
My vote now stands at 87 new voters and myself. where is yours?
<ajiav> I encourage people I know or talk with to follow issues and vote should it come up in conversation, but I don't usually go out of my way to this end. I don't really believe in helping anyone to vote aside from telling them where they can register, should they seem interested.

I think if a person is actually serious about voting, they should have to do it themselves. A person who makes the effort to register themselves is more likely to follow the issues and make informed, independent decisions, which is more important to me than whether or not my own beliefs come out winning in the short term.

I lean left, but I dislike dogmatic beliefs no matter where they are coming from...a dogmatic left might elect an ill-equipped Democrat for president, and ultimately that will prove bad for the left in the long term. If Democrats are to be in power, I want it to be because they are truly organized, have direction, and know where they are going. Dislike for Bush is not itself a direction, but I am hoping it will ultimately encourage people with liberal sympathies to make that individual effort, and ultimately strengthen the left. I do not by any means want a bunch of college kids who just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 running the country.

<ajiav> I say that as a college kid.
<guyPaulo> Vote for Cthulhu in '04!!!!! Bring back the Old Ones in November!!!
<Kumiho> Xelloss for President! Let's put a real Demon in power! And Buffy can be his vice-prez.
<H. Monkey> Vote Cthulhu! Why choose the lesser of two evils?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post