[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

It wasn't the exotic dancer,

or even the burlesque drag queen,

but the dancing oil drums that distracted Dick Cheney from his poker game with the boys.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 366 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:16Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:15Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:13Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:12Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:10Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:09Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:08Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:07Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:06Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:05Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:04Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:03Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:02Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:01Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:00Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:59Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:58Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:57Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:54Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:53Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:49Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:48Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:46Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:45Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:44Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:43Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:42Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:41Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:40Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:38Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:37Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:35Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:33Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:32Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:31Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:30Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:29Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:28Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:27Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:26Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:25Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:24Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:21Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:17Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:16Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:14Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:13Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:11Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:10Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:09Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:07Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:05Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:03Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:02Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:01Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:00Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:59Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:58Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:57Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:56Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:55Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:54Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:53Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:52Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:51Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:50Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:49Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:48Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:47Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:46Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:45Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:44Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:43Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:42Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:41Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:40Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:39Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:38Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:37Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:36Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:35Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:34Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:33Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:32Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:31Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:30Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:29Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:28Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:27Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:26Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:25Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:22Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:21Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:20Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:16Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:14Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:12Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:10Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:08Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:07Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:06Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:05Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:04Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:03Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:02Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:01Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:00Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:59Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:58Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:57Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:55Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:53Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:51Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:49Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:47Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:45Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:44Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:40Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:39Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:36Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:35Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:34Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:33Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:32Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:31Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:30Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:29Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:28Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:27Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:26Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:24Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:23Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:22Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:21Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:20Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:19Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:18Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:17Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:16Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:15Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:14Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:13Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:12Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:11Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:10Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:09Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:08Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:07Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:05Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:05Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:03Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:02Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker19:33:00Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:58Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:57Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:55Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:54Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:53Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:51Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:49Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:47Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:46Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:43Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:42Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:41Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:40Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:39Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:38Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:37Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:36Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:35Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:34Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:33Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:27Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:22Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:20Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:18Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:17Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:11Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:09Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:08Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:07Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:06Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:04Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:03Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:02Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:01Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker19:32:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:59Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:58Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:57Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:56Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:55Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:54Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:53Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:49Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:48Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:47Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:46Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:45Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:44Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:42Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:40Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:32Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:29Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:27Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:24Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:23Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:22Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:21Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:20Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:19Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:18Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:17Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:16Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:15Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:13Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:12Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:11Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:10Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:09Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:08Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:07Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:06Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:05Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:04Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:01Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker19:31:00Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:57Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:56Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:55Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:54Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:53Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:51Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:50Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:49Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:47Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:44Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:42Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:41Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:33Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:29Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:28Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:25Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:13Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:09Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:08Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:06Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:04Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker19:30:03Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:59Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:58Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:55Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:54Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:53Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:51Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:48Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:47Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:46Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:45Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:41Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:40Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:39Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:38Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:37Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:35Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:32Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:26Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:25Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:24Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:23Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:22Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:20Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:19Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:18Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:16Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:10Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:09Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:07Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:06Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:05Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:01Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker19:29:00Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:59Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:58Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:57Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:52Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:50Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:49Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:48Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:44Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:41Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:39Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:36Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:35Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:33Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:32Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:31Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:28Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:23Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:21Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:20Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:18Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:17Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:15Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:13Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:12Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:11Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:10Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:09Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:08Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:07Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:04Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:02Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:00Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:59Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:57Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:52Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:45Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:42Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:40Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:39Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:35Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:31Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:30Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:29Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:25Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:23Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:22Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:21Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:16Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:15Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:13Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:07Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:04Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:03Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:02Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:00Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:59Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:58Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:57Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:55Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:53Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:52Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:46Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:45Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:43Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:33Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:31Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:27Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:22Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:21Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:20Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:19Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:17Caption #216

Board [Post Message]

I joined the left sided masses to watch Fahrenheit 9/11 this weekend, it informed me of an outrageous rip off that even made my $10.25 cinema ticket seem sane. I'm not a big fan of fighting propaganda with propaganda, it did not change my mind in anyway or show me things I did not already know, but it was well put together and entertaining. Maybe it will convince a few moderates to swerve left in time to avoid a huge accident in November.

I wonder how many people saw Fahrenheit 9/11 and The Passion of Christ.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I wonder how many porno movies being made now are going to spoof "Passion of the Christ" with their title? Maybe "The Passion of Christina"?
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Splashing of Christ"
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Lashing Of The Christ"...oh wait, that's already in there...
<3Suns> The Passion of Christ 2: Electric Boca Monkey Dildo Boogaloo
<ajiav> I did not go to see Passion of the Christ, but I might the sequel as it is technically a zombie movie
<ajiav> It is my understanding that most theaters showing 9-11 were pretty packed...I am happy that so many people turned out to see the movie, I hope that a similar number of people will get registered and start voting
<Darlenenbc> You can go help register people and encourage them to vote you know. Just takes a stop by the DNC or *spit* the RNC office and get some forms. You can make sure mail in ballots are at the stores and post offices. You can put up yard sides for those that can't.
My vote now stands at 87 new voters and myself. where is yours?
<ajiav> I encourage people I know or talk with to follow issues and vote should it come up in conversation, but I don't usually go out of my way to this end. I don't really believe in helping anyone to vote aside from telling them where they can register, should they seem interested.

I think if a person is actually serious about voting, they should have to do it themselves. A person who makes the effort to register themselves is more likely to follow the issues and make informed, independent decisions, which is more important to me than whether or not my own beliefs come out winning in the short term.

I lean left, but I dislike dogmatic beliefs no matter where they are coming from...a dogmatic left might elect an ill-equipped Democrat for president, and ultimately that will prove bad for the left in the long term. If Democrats are to be in power, I want it to be because they are truly organized, have direction, and know where they are going. Dislike for Bush is not itself a direction, but I am hoping it will ultimately encourage people with liberal sympathies to make that individual effort, and ultimately strengthen the left. I do not by any means want a bunch of college kids who just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 running the country.

<ajiav> I say that as a college kid.
<guyPaulo> Vote for Cthulhu in '04!!!!! Bring back the Old Ones in November!!!
<Kumiho> Xelloss for President! Let's put a real Demon in power! And Buffy can be his vice-prez.
<H. Monkey> Vote Cthulhu! Why choose the lesser of two evils?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post