[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

It wasn't the exotic dancer,

or even the burlesque drag queen,

but the dancing oil drums that distracted Dick Cheney from his poker game with the boys.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 381 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:48Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:47Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:46Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:44Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:43Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:42Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:41Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:40Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:39Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:38Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:37Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:36Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:35Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:33Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:32Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:31Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:29Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:27Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:26Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:24Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:23Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:22Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:21Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:18Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:17Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:16Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:15Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:14Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:12Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:11Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:10Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:09Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:08Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:07Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:05Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:04Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:03Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:02Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:01Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:26:00Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:58Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:57Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:56Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:55Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:52Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:51Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:50Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:45Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:41Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:38Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:37Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:35Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:32Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:31Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:29Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:28Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:28Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:26Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:25Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:22Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:21Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:20Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:19Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:18Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:17Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:16Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:15Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:14Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:12Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:11Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:10Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:06Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:05Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:03Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:02Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker01:25:00Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:58Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:57Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:56Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:52Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:51Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:50Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:47Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:46Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:45Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:43Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:41Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:40Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:39Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:38Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:37Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:36Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:35Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:34Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:31Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:30Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:27Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:26Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:25Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:24Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:21Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:20Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:19Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:18Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:17Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:15Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:14Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:12Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:11Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:10Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:08Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:07Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:05Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:03Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:02Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:24:00Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:59Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:58Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:57Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:52Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:51Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:48Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:47Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:45Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:43Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:41Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:40Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:39Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:38Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:33Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:32Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:31Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:28Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:25Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:22Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:20Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:18Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:17Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:16Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:15Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:14Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:13Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:11Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:10Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:08Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:03Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:01Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:59Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:58Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:57Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:55Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:54Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:53Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:52Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:51Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:50Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:49Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:46Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:45Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:43Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:41Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:39Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:37Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:34Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:29Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:27Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:26Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:22Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:20Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:19Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:17Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:15Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:14Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:13Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:11Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:10Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:09Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:08Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:05Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:58Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:57Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:55Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:54Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:53Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:51Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:50Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:48Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:47Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:45Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:43Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:40Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:39Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:38Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:37Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:36Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:35Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:33Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:32Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:30Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:29Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:27Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:26Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:25Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:24Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:22Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:21Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:20Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:16Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:13Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:12Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:10Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:08Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:07Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:06Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:04Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:02Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:01Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:00Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:58Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:56Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:53Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:46Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:44Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:42Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:41Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:40Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:39Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:37Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:35Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:34Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:33Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:31Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:29Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:28Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:27Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:23Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:18Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:15Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:14Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:13Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:11Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:07Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:06Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:04Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:03Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:01Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:00Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:59Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:58Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:57Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:51Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:50Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:49Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:48Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:46Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:45Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:43Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:41Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:40Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:39Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:37Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:33Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:32Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:31Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:25Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:22Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:21Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:20Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:16Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:15Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:13Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:10Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:08Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:07Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:05Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:04Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:03Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:02Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:01Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:00Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:59Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:58Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:57Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:55Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:51Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:50Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:49Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:48Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:47Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:46Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:43Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:42Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:41Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:40Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:39Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:36Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:35Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:32Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:24Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:23Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:22Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:21Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:20Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:19Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:17Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:15Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:14Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:13Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:12Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:09Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:07Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:05Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:04Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:03Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:02Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:01Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:00Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:59Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:58Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:57Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:55Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:53Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:52Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:50Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:48Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:45Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:40Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:39Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:38Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:37Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:36Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:35Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:34Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:33Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:32Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:31Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:30Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:29Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:28Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:25Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:22Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:21Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:19Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:17Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:14Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:13Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:10Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:09Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:08Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:07Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:06Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:05Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:04Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:03Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:02Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:01Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:00Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:59Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:56Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:55Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:54Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:53Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:52Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:51Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:50Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:49Caption #348

Board [Post Message]

I joined the left sided masses to watch Fahrenheit 9/11 this weekend, it informed me of an outrageous rip off that even made my $10.25 cinema ticket seem sane. I'm not a big fan of fighting propaganda with propaganda, it did not change my mind in anyway or show me things I did not already know, but it was well put together and entertaining. Maybe it will convince a few moderates to swerve left in time to avoid a huge accident in November.

I wonder how many people saw Fahrenheit 9/11 and The Passion of Christ.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I wonder how many porno movies being made now are going to spoof "Passion of the Christ" with their title? Maybe "The Passion of Christina"?
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Splashing of Christ"
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Lashing Of The Christ"...oh wait, that's already in there...
<3Suns> The Passion of Christ 2: Electric Boca Monkey Dildo Boogaloo
<ajiav> I did not go to see Passion of the Christ, but I might the sequel as it is technically a zombie movie
<ajiav> It is my understanding that most theaters showing 9-11 were pretty packed...I am happy that so many people turned out to see the movie, I hope that a similar number of people will get registered and start voting
<Darlenenbc> You can go help register people and encourage them to vote you know. Just takes a stop by the DNC or *spit* the RNC office and get some forms. You can make sure mail in ballots are at the stores and post offices. You can put up yard sides for those that can't.
My vote now stands at 87 new voters and myself. where is yours?
<ajiav> I encourage people I know or talk with to follow issues and vote should it come up in conversation, but I don't usually go out of my way to this end. I don't really believe in helping anyone to vote aside from telling them where they can register, should they seem interested.

I think if a person is actually serious about voting, they should have to do it themselves. A person who makes the effort to register themselves is more likely to follow the issues and make informed, independent decisions, which is more important to me than whether or not my own beliefs come out winning in the short term.

I lean left, but I dislike dogmatic beliefs no matter where they are coming from...a dogmatic left might elect an ill-equipped Democrat for president, and ultimately that will prove bad for the left in the long term. If Democrats are to be in power, I want it to be because they are truly organized, have direction, and know where they are going. Dislike for Bush is not itself a direction, but I am hoping it will ultimately encourage people with liberal sympathies to make that individual effort, and ultimately strengthen the left. I do not by any means want a bunch of college kids who just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 running the country.

<ajiav> I say that as a college kid.
<guyPaulo> Vote for Cthulhu in '04!!!!! Bring back the Old Ones in November!!!
<Kumiho> Xelloss for President! Let's put a real Demon in power! And Buffy can be his vice-prez.
<H. Monkey> Vote Cthulhu! Why choose the lesser of two evils?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post