Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

It wasn't the exotic dancer,

or even the burlesque drag queen,

but the dancing oil drums that distracted Dick Cheney from his poker game with the boys.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 351 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:57 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:55 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:51 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:50 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:49 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:48 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:47 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:46 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:45 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:44 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:43 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:41 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:38 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:37 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:34 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:31 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:30 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:29 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:28 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:27 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:26 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:23 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:22 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:20 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:18 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:16 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:13 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:10 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:09 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:08 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:07 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:06 Caption #04

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:05 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:02 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:01 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:59 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:58 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:57 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:55 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:52 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:49 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:48 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:47 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:45 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:41 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:38 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:36 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:34 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:31 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:29 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:28 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:27 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:24 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:22 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:21 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:20 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:19 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:17 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:14 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:13 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:11 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:10 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:09 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:06 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:05 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:04 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:03 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:00 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:58 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:57 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:56 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:54 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:53 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:52 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:49 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:48 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:47 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:46 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:45 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:44 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:42 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:41 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:39 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:36 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:35 Caption #06

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:32 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:31 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:28 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:26 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:25 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:21 Caption #00

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:20 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:18 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:17 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:14 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:13 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:12 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:11 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:07 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:05 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:04 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:03 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:02 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:01 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:59:00 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:58 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:57 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:53 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:52 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:50 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:47 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:46 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:45 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:43 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:42 Caption #-70

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:39 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:38 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:37 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:36 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:34 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:33 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:32 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:29 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:26 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:24 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:23 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:22 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:21 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:20 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:19 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:18 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:17 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:16 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:15 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:12 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:11 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:09 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:08 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:07 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:05 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:02 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:58:01 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:58 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:54 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:53 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:51 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:49 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:48 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:47 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:46 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:45 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:44 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:43 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:42 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:41 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:40 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:39 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:38 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:37 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:35 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:34 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:33 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:29 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:28 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:27 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:26 Caption #967

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:25 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:24 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:23 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:22 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:19 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:18 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:17 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:16 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:15 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:14 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:13 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:11 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:08 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:07 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:05 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:04 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:03 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:01 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:57:01 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:59 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:58 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:57 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:56 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:55 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:54 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:53 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:52 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:51 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:50 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:48 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:47 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:46 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:45 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:44 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:43 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:40 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:39 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:38 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:37 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:36 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:35 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:34 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:33 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:32 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:31 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:30 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:29 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:28 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:27 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:25 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:23 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:21 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:18 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:15 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:14 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:13 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:12 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:10 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:09 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:07 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:06 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:05 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:04 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:03 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:56:00 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:59 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:56 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:55 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:52 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:49 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:48 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:47 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:46 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:45 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:43 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:41 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:39 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:38 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:36 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:34 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:33 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:32 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:31 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:30 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:29 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:28 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:27 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:26 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:25 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:24 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:23 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:22 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:21 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:20 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:19 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:18 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:17 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:16 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:15 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:14 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:14 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:12 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:11 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:10 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:09 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:07 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:06 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:02 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:55:00 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:58 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:56 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:55 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:51 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:48 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:44 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:43 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:42 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:40 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:37 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:35 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:33 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:32 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:29 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:28 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:26 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:22 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:19 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:16 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:15 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:14 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:12 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:10 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:09 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:08 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:04 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:01 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:54:00 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:59 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:58 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:57 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:54 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:52 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:50 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:47 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:46 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:43 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:39 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:36 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:33 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:32 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:31 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:30 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:28 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:25 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:21 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:19 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:18 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:17 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:15 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:14 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:13 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:12 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:10 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:07 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:03 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:01 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:53:00 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:59 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:58 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:56 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:55 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:52 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:50 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:49 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:48 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:45 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:44 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:43 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:42 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:38 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:35 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:31 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:30 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:29 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:52:27 Caption #727

Board

[Post Message]

I joined the left sided masses to watch Fahrenheit 9/11 this weekend, it informed me of an outrageous rip off that even made my $10.25 cinema ticket seem sane. I'm not a big fan of fighting propaganda with propaganda, it did not change my mind in anyway or show me things I did not already know, but it was well put together and entertaining. Maybe it will convince a few moderates to swerve left in time to avoid a huge accident in November.

I wonder how many people saw Fahrenheit 9/11 and The Passion of Christ.

There are 12 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> I wonder how many porno movies being made now are going to spoof "Passion of the Christ" with their title? Maybe "The Passion of Christina"?

<ElvisThePelvis> "The Splashing of Christ"

<ElvisThePelvis> "The Lashing Of The Christ"...oh wait, that's already in there...

<3Suns> The Passion of Christ 2: Electric Boca Monkey Dildo Boogaloo

<ajiav> I did not go to see Passion of the Christ, but I might the sequel as it is technically a zombie movie

<ajiav> It is my understanding that most theaters showing 9-11 were pretty packed...I am happy that so many people turned out to see the movie, I hope that a similar number of people will get registered and start voting

<Darlenenbc> You can go help register people and encourage them to vote you know. Just takes a stop by the DNC or *spit* the RNC office and get some forms. You can make sure mail in ballots are at the stores and post offices. You can put up yard sides for those that can't.
My vote now stands at 87 new voters and myself. where is yours?

<ajiav> I encourage people I know or talk with to follow issues and vote should it come up in conversation, but I don't usually go out of my way to this end. I don't really believe in helping anyone to vote aside from telling them where they can register, should they seem interested.

I think if a person is actually serious about voting, they should have to do it themselves. A person who makes the effort to register themselves is more likely to follow the issues and make informed, independent decisions, which is more important to me than whether or not my own beliefs come out winning in the short term.

I lean left, but I dislike dogmatic beliefs no matter where they are coming from...a dogmatic left might elect an ill-equipped Democrat for president, and ultimately that will prove bad for the left in the long term. If Democrats are to be in power, I want it to be because they are truly organized, have direction, and know where they are going. Dislike for Bush is not itself a direction, but I am hoping it will ultimately encourage people with liberal sympathies to make that individual effort, and ultimately strengthen the left. I do not by any means want a bunch of college kids who just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 running the country.

<ajiav> I say that as a college kid.

<guyPaulo> Vote for Cthulhu in '04!!!!! Bring back the Old Ones in November!!!

<Kumiho> Xelloss for President! Let's put a real Demon in power! And Buffy can be his vice-prez.

<H. Monkey> Vote Cthulhu! Why choose the lesser of two evils?

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post