[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/27/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

It wasn't the exotic dancer,

or even the burlesque drag queen,

but the dancing oil drums that distracted Dick Cheney from his poker game with the boys.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 312 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:51Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:49Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:48Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:46Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:37Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:35Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:29Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:25Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:23Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:22Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:21Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:20Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:16Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:15Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:14Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:13Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:12Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:09Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:06Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:05Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:03Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:02Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:01Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:00Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:59Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:54Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:46Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:45Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:43Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:42Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:41Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:40Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:39Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:38Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:35Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:33Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:32Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:31Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:30Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:29Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:28Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:27Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:26Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:23Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:14Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:11Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:09Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:03Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:02Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:01Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:00Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:58Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:53Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:52Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:51Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:50Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:49Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:47Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:45Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:43Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:42Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:41Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:40Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:39Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:38Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:33Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:32Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:26Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:25Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:23Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:22Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:19Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:17Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:16Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:15Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:14Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:11Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:10Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:09Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:08Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:04Caption #-94
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:00Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:55Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:54Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:53Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:52Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:50Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:47Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:43Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:39Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:38Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:37Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:36Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:33Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:32Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:31Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:30Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:29Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:28Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:27Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:26Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:22Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:21Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:20Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:18Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:09Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:07Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:01Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:56Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:55Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:53Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:52Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:51Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:50Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:49Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:48Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:47Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:46Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:45Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:44Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:43Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:42Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:41Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:39Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:33Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:32Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:31Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:30Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:29Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:28Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:27Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:26Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:25Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:24Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:23Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:22Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:20Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:18Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:17Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:16Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:15Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:12Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:10Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:07Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:06Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:04Caption #-88
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:03Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:02Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:59Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:57Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:55Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:54Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:51Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:50Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:49Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:48Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:46Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:45Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:44Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:42Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:41Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:39Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:38Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:37Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:33Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:32Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:31Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:30Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:29Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:27Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:25Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:23Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:22Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:19Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:13Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:12Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:11Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:10Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:07Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:06Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:02Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:01Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:00Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:59Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:58Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:51Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:46Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:45Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:44Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:43Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:42Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:41Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:40Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:39Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:38Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:37Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:36Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:35Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:34Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:29Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:27Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:26Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:23Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:18Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:15Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:09Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:08Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:07Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:06Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:03Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:02Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:01Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker07:47:00Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:59Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:58Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:57Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:49Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:46Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:43Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:42Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:41Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:33Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:29Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:28Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:27Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:21Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:18Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:17Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:16Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:15Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:14Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:13Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:12Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:11Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:10Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:09Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:08Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:07Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:06Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:05Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:04Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:03Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:02Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:01Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker07:46:00Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:59Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:58Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:57Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:56Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:55Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:54Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:52Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:51Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:49Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:48Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:47Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:46Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:44Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:41Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:38Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:35Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:34Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:30Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:29Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:25Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:23Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:20Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:17Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:16Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:15Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:10Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:04Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker07:45:00Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:59Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:58Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:57Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:54Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:53Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:52Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:50Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:49Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:44Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:42Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:40Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:39Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:38Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:33Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:30Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:24Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:16Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:15Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:14Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:11Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:09Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:04Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker07:44:00Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:59Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:58Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:57Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:56Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:55Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:54Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:53Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker07:43:52Caption #322

Board [Post Message]

I joined the left sided masses to watch Fahrenheit 9/11 this weekend, it informed me of an outrageous rip off that even made my $10.25 cinema ticket seem sane. I'm not a big fan of fighting propaganda with propaganda, it did not change my mind in anyway or show me things I did not already know, but it was well put together and entertaining. Maybe it will convince a few moderates to swerve left in time to avoid a huge accident in November.

I wonder how many people saw Fahrenheit 9/11 and The Passion of Christ.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I wonder how many porno movies being made now are going to spoof "Passion of the Christ" with their title? Maybe "The Passion of Christina"?
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Splashing of Christ"
<ElvisThePelvis> "The Lashing Of The Christ"...oh wait, that's already in there...
<3Suns> The Passion of Christ 2: Electric Boca Monkey Dildo Boogaloo
<ajiav> I did not go to see Passion of the Christ, but I might the sequel as it is technically a zombie movie
<ajiav> It is my understanding that most theaters showing 9-11 were pretty packed...I am happy that so many people turned out to see the movie, I hope that a similar number of people will get registered and start voting
<Darlenenbc> You can go help register people and encourage them to vote you know. Just takes a stop by the DNC or *spit* the RNC office and get some forms. You can make sure mail in ballots are at the stores and post offices. You can put up yard sides for those that can't.
My vote now stands at 87 new voters and myself. where is yours?
<ajiav> I encourage people I know or talk with to follow issues and vote should it come up in conversation, but I don't usually go out of my way to this end. I don't really believe in helping anyone to vote aside from telling them where they can register, should they seem interested.

I think if a person is actually serious about voting, they should have to do it themselves. A person who makes the effort to register themselves is more likely to follow the issues and make informed, independent decisions, which is more important to me than whether or not my own beliefs come out winning in the short term.

I lean left, but I dislike dogmatic beliefs no matter where they are coming from...a dogmatic left might elect an ill-equipped Democrat for president, and ultimately that will prove bad for the left in the long term. If Democrats are to be in power, I want it to be because they are truly organized, have direction, and know where they are going. Dislike for Bush is not itself a direction, but I am hoping it will ultimately encourage people with liberal sympathies to make that individual effort, and ultimately strengthen the left. I do not by any means want a bunch of college kids who just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 running the country.

<ajiav> I say that as a college kid.
<guyPaulo> Vote for Cthulhu in '04!!!!! Bring back the Old Ones in November!!!
<Kumiho> Xelloss for President! Let's put a real Demon in power! And Buffy can be his vice-prez.
<H. Monkey> Vote Cthulhu! Why choose the lesser of two evils?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post