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Ode to Whale Guts

Oh Whale Guts festooning truck and street,
and scooter seat,
you glisten like strawberry
jam so sweet.

Beautiful places in this world.
Hold no candle to whale guts swirled.

The only thing
that compares to such beauty?
When James brown gets down
and shakes his booty.


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<Carol> Hahahahaha! Oh, I should feel guilty for encouraging this.
<Jmofwiw> I'm sorry, but your comment about making poetry about whale guts just "inspired" me (to use the word "inspired" very loosely.)
<Carol> That's partly why it struck me as so funny, I had just finished re-reading your earlier one. I find this one just sublimely ridiculous.

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