[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7


Current Users

There have been 62 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:42Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:24Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:03Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:48Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:37Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:22Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:07Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:06Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:54Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:53Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:42Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:25Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:14Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:09Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:50Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:45Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:44Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:40Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:45Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:22Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:13Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:27Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:58Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:51Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:45Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:38Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:05Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:41Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:40Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:38Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:32Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:30Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:28Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:17Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:13Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:16:00Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:58Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:45Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:39Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:20Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:15:02Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:58Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:57Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:49Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:41Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:11Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:10Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:06Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:14:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:58Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:54Caption #29

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post