I signed up for one of those so called bird courses in college this term, thinking underwater floral arranging would be an easy
Imgine my surprise when all my other classmates turned out to be svelt and nubile near-mermaids.
Then there was the revealation that the professor used electric sheers -UNDERWATER-
Need I really tell you how quick it took me to drop that class?
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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