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Most Emailed Photos - 03/27/2006 by Allen
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Have you ever contemplated the size of hippo poo? I mean, look at the size of that green thing down there on the bottom left.

Monkey's throw their poo, but they don't have nearly the amount of weaponry you'll get from a hippo.

When I thought about it, it fried my brain completely.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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