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Most Emailed Photos - 01/05/2005 by Lauren
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Because I am difficult to buy for, many people gift me with candies (especially those chocolate covered pecan caramel things). I ate so many "Turtles," I was feeling quite large, like a hippo.

Even my fingers felt fat; each digit was nearly as wide as the hard drive in my PC.

My New Year resolution will be to partake in only a liquid diet. Thank goodness for Starbucks!


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<Kumiho> Brillant!

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