I am a giant among men. If I were a turtle I would be a turtle as large as an adult hippo.
Of course computer repair is hard for me.
And it costs me $750 at Starbucks just to wet my whistle.
But you can climb my cock like a rock wall so it all works out.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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