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Most Emailed Photos - 01/05/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I am a giant among men. If I were a turtle I would be a turtle as large as an adult hippo.

Of course computer repair is hard for me.

And it costs me $750 at Starbucks just to wet my whistle.

But you can climb my cock like a rock wall so it all works out.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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