"Fellow Americans, my adminstration brings you unprecedented opportunities."
"Global Warming gives you more sunbathing than ever before."
"Increased military activity means that every American could potentially pilot a fighter jet."
"But wait till you hear my plan to deal with Hunger, Poverty and the disposal of Toxic Waste."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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