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God I love having money. I can buy all the bling-bling I want, and I even bid on a mountain on ebay.

I can afford the finest customized bikes around. These beauties are studded with diamonds and have gold chains.

I can even bribe Olympic judges to give the gold medal in men's figure skating to my half retarded brother, Fred.

Skate you magnificent bastard, Skate!



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<Lauren> I have really enjoyed learning all about guyPaulo's pathetic life on MEP (retarded brother, ED problems, 6-year-old kid, etc).
<mypalmike> Fred is quite a sk8r.

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