God I love having money. I can buy all the bling-bling I want, and I even bid on a mountain on ebay.
I can afford the finest customized bikes around. These beauties are studded with diamonds and have gold chains.
I can even bribe Olympic judges to give the gold medal in men's figure skating to my half retarded brother, Fred.
Skate you magnificent bastard, Skate!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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