"Why is that chick sunbathing at the south pole...fuck it let's eat her."
2 seconds before:
"What do you mean when you say, 'Do I want to see some explosive diarrhea?'"
One Second Later:
"Ugh, blondes tear up my stomach."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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