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Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by mypalmike
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Hi, I'm James Brown, and I'm here to tell you about the Has-been Rockers' Fund. Imagine, for less than the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can help a has-been rockstar get the drugs that they desperately need.

When you sign up, you'll receive a picture of your has-been. Every month, you'll receive an update on your has-been's legal troubles, partying, and fashion decisions.

Don't let them wake up in a cold sweat. Call now!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Hehe. What's the number?
<Jmofwiw> I like this one.
<guyPaulo> rurf!
<Lauren> nice one mike

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