I'm gonna beat my wife I'm gonna beat my wife now Gonna smack her with a lead pipe Gonna smack her with a 2x4 Run her over with a Brink's truck Chase her down with a lawn mower
Gonna beat my wife Look out!
Wife beatin' Mistreatin' Wife slappin' It happens
Gonna beat my wife Gonna beat your wife Gonna beat his wife Gonna beat her wife Gonna beat my wife Gonna slap my wife Gonna kick my wife Good God, y'all!
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