I was once a respected entertainer, Dig that shit, Mo' Fo'
Now i'm right here gettin' down doin it like a dawg with whoever I can get ma hands on. I got no pride left, Damn right
If you pan down you can get a shot of my titty, 50 bucks?
Sheeeet, you're killing me man!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.