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Most Emailed Photos - 12/05/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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When in Thailand this year on a business trip, I slept with a Siamese hooker. I was seduced by her clean shaven pussy and limber physique.

My wife found out. She said "You are a cheater!" I couldn't deny I had offered my balls to some bitch.

In my mind I can still picture the girl. Now that my wife has imposed a sex-ban on our marriage, I have to concoct fantasies in my head. My favourite is my wife taking the hooker from behind with a strap-on
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<Kumiho> I like it! ^_^
<mypalmike> Nice first pic.

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