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Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003 by Mao
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Too bad my dick fell in a seal trap, now i'll never get to deep throat the Park Ranger...

But wait! I couldn't force oral sex on him any way? He's choked on a MUFFIN!

Oh well. I'd pass up all the Park Ranger blow jobs in the world if i could just get at this little plumpers asshole.


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