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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/20/2004 by 3Suns
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When Immortal Hercules realized his beloved would go from this...

...to this, while he wouldn't age a day,

he decided to commit hara-kiri.
Then he remembered he was immortal and dejectedly began scooping up his intestines.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Derivative I know, but I had to get the last caption in somehow.
<jordie3> I like the ending. It's a great mental image, unless I start thinking realistically.
<obtuse> Hari-kiri. Or seppuku. Though I vaguely recall reading that there was a very fine distiction between the two.
<Fah Q> Whats so wrong with the lady in the middle? In the words of a famous wise man, 'the older the berry the sweeter the juice'.
<guyPaulo> Hari-kiri is were you sh*t yourself after the stab. Seppuku is where you just start crying like a little girl when you realize how stupid you are as your duodenum falls onto the floor.
<3Suns> Seppuku is Japanese ritual disembowelment where you drag a tanto knife horizontally beneath your ribcage. Hara-kiri is just a slang term for same, meaning "belly-slicing", and always referring to the actual act of disembowelment rather than the entire ritual that involves the samurai's page lopping off their head with their katana afterwards.
<mypalmike> I was wondering why that "Hari Kiri" drink I ordered at the Japanese restaurant gave me the runs.

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