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Most Emailed Photos - 08/05/2004 by guyPaulo
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"And if I'm re-elected, I promise to completely ban the sale of these so-called 'sex toys,' which are TOOLS OF THE DEVIL!"

"Also, I'll kill all the kittens."

"Now if you will excuse me, the other three horsemen of the Apocolypse are waiting outside, and we've got a lot of work to do."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<superwoman biatch> Hey...those TOOLS OF THE DEVIL are my fucking American right....Please, please don't take my Eager Beaver vibrator away...

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