[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/04/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Oh sweet verdant budding nature

beryl green tender sapid nectar,



perfect flocculent pleasing brawn rubbings

of your sapient jiggly joyful nubbings,



For me to poop on!
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 95 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:01Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:55Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:53Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:52Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:49Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:47Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:44Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:42Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:40Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:33Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:32Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:30Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:26Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:24Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:21Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:17Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:15Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:13Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:07Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:06Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:04Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:01Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:58Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:55Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:51Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:48Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:45Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:43Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:41Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:38Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:34Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:29Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:28Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:25Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:20Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:18Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:17Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:12Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:11Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:07Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:06Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:02Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:59Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:58Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:57Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:53Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:50Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:48Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:47Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:44Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:38Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:37Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:35Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:33Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:27Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:26Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:25Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:10Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:04Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:59Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:58Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:57Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:50Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:46Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:17Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:13Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:05Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker15:31:01Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:55Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:51Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker15:30:36Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker15:29:41Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:53Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:38Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:24Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker15:28:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:52Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker15:27:40Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:26:13Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:38Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:34Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:15Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:12Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:10Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:09Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:08Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:07Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker15:25:05Caption #463

Board [Post Message]



From the school of listing random dictionary word poetry.

This might be a good time for the Triumph the Insult Dog theme day.


There are 7 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> YYEESS!!!! I've been waiting for a Triumph day for a ling time! Of course, you've taken the best gag so far....
<Kumiho> ling time? is that related to a long time?
<ajiav> Main Entry: 1ling
Pronunciation: 'li[ng]
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English; akin to Dutch leng ling, Old English lang long
1 : any of various fishes (as a hake or burbot) of the cod family
2 : LINGCOD
<ajiav> I have been waiting for a Triumph day for a codfish time!
<superwoman biatch> I LOVE IT!!! He has been so concerned that I was picking on him here!! Hah, hah, see honey it isn't just me that loves to pick on 'ya.
<guyPaulo> Well, we've got a couple wiseguys in here, I see.
<ajiav> d'oh...sorry.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post