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Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2004 by Mort
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The NRA were in uproar about the new bill to enforce locked gun racks in American high schools.

Charlton Heston in his last act as NRA president used government resources to strike back at the liberal law makers.

While the suddenly much richer Dick Cheney looked the other way.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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Sadly all true.


There are 10 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> FYI: That kid's shirt says "Christian, American, Heterosexual, Pro-gun, Conservative Any Questions?"

I don't know why I think its funny, but I do.

<ajiav> If you take the first letter of each of those words, altogether they spell Cahpcaq.

I can't remember the last time I had a good Cahpcaq...

<Jmofwiw> I wonder if they also make shirts that say "Athiest, Anti-American, Gay, Anti-gun, Liberal Any Questions?"
<Mort> What offends me more than the shirt is the black outfit with white shoes! WTF?
OMG doesn't he know that pink is this season's colour?
<guyPaulo> I want one with "Agnostic, Canadian, Metrosexual, Pro-Gun Control, Liberal."

Of course I'm not really from Canada, but it's the thought that counts.

<Jmofwiw> I want a Popeye shirt that just says, "I yam what I yam."
<3Suns> "Popeye's" restaurant chain is a shady front for Vatican operatives. Just look:

Popeyes --> Pope: Yes!

<mypalmike> Christ would be pro-gun I'm sure.
<Qwesto De La Vega> I have shirt that says:"Buddhist, African,Asexual,Pro-Flamethrower,Anarchist.Any Questions?Yes,You in the back.Pardon me?Yes, we validate parking."
<alnzer111@yahoo.com> i want to see naked women


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