[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The NRA were in uproar about the new bill to enforce locked gun racks in American high schools.

Charlton Heston in his last act as NRA president used government resources to strike back at the liberal law makers.

While the suddenly much richer Dick Cheney looked the other way.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 90 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:12Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:09Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:08Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:07Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:05Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:04Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:02Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:01Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker02:29:00Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:59Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:58Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:57Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:56Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:53Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:51Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:41Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:38Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:36Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:35Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:34Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:33Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:32Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:31Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:30Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:29Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:28Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:27Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:26Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:25Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:24Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:23Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:22Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:21Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:20Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:18Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:17Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:16Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:15Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:14Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:13Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:12Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:09Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:07Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:03Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker02:28:02Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:50Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:48Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:45Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:44Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:43Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:42Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:40Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:39Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:38Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:37Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:36Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:34Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:33Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:32Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:28Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:27Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:21Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:20Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:10Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:08Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:07Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:05Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker02:27:00Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:56Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:50Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:47Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:46Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:40Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:39Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:38Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:37Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:32Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:21Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:20Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:12Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:03Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:02Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker02:26:01Caption #107

Board [Post Message]

Sadly all true.

There are 10 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> FYI: That kid's shirt says "Christian, American, Heterosexual, Pro-gun, Conservative Any Questions?"

I don't know why I think its funny, but I do.

<ajiav> If you take the first letter of each of those words, altogether they spell Cahpcaq.

I can't remember the last time I had a good Cahpcaq...

<Jmofwiw> I wonder if they also make shirts that say "Athiest, Anti-American, Gay, Anti-gun, Liberal Any Questions?"
<Mort> What offends me more than the shirt is the black outfit with white shoes! WTF?
OMG doesn't he know that pink is this season's colour?
<guyPaulo> I want one with "Agnostic, Canadian, Metrosexual, Pro-Gun Control, Liberal."

Of course I'm not really from Canada, but it's the thought that counts.

<Jmofwiw> I want a Popeye shirt that just says, "I yam what I yam."
<3Suns> "Popeye's" restaurant chain is a shady front for Vatican operatives. Just look:

Popeyes --> Pope: Yes!

<mypalmike> Christ would be pro-gun I'm sure.
<Qwesto De La Vega> I have shirt that says:"Buddhist, African,Asexual,Pro-Flamethrower,Anarchist.Any Questions?Yes,You in the back.Pardon me?Yes, we validate parking."
<alnzer111@yahoo.com> i want to see naked women


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post