Mort was thrilled when the Bush election team adopted his "caption" idea.
"We'll pay you lots of money" they said. "Trust us. We're the Bush team".
Mort's ego swelled to gigantic dimensions.
Like this strawberry.
Shit! I have completely forgotten where I was going with all this...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.