It's time to admit that what men really want is to have the biggest bird AND
...you don't really see women as anything more than your favorite body part.
Glad I was able to shed a little light on the subject.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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