[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Doctor Roger Mexico was not his real name, it was just what his clients came to call him. His unethical and frankly mad cosmetic surgery experiments in the eighties had led to his license being revoked and the setting up of his chop shop in Tijuana.

Carol, short on funds, desperately called upon Doctor Mexico to increase the size of her "twins".

She understood true horror when she woke up to find out her twins were now 3Suns and Obtuse.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 343 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:16Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:15Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:14Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:12Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:10Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:08Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:07Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:06Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:05Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:03Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:47:01Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:58Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:56Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:53Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:51Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:49Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:48Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:47Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:45Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:44Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:43Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:36Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:31Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:23Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:20Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:17Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:15Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:14Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:12Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:10Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:09Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:08Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:07Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:01Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker18:46:00Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:59Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:58Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:53Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:51Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:47Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:41Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:40Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:39Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:34Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:33Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:32Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:31Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:28Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:27Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:26Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:25Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:21Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:18Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:15Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:13Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:12Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:11Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:09Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:01Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker18:45:00Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:56Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:54Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:53Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:51Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:48Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:47Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:42Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:37Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:36Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:35Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:34Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:33Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:31Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:29Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:28Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:27Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:24Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:23Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:21Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:19Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:17Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:15Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:09Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:08Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:07Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:44:02Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:57Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:54Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:53Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:51Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:50Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:47Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:46Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:44Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:42Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:41Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:39Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:38Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:36Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:35Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:31Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:30Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:26Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:25Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:24Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:22Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:21Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:20Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:19Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:18Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:16Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:15Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:13Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:09Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:07Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:05Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:03Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:02Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker18:43:00Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:59Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:58Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:57Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:56Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:55Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:54Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:52Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:51Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:50Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:49Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:48Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:47Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:46Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:45Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:44Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:43Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:41Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:38Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:36Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:35Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:31Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:29Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:27Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:24Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:14Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:13Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:11Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:09Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:08Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:07Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:06Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:03Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:02Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker18:42:01Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:57Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:52Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:51Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:50Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:48Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:46Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:43Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:42Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:37Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:36Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:33Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:32Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:31Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:29Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:28Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:27Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:24Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:22Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:20Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:17Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:15Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:14Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:13Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:12Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:11Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:10Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:09Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:08Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:07Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:06Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:05Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:04Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:03Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:41:00Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:58Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:57Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:56Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:55Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:54Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:53Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:52Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:51Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:50Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:48Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:47Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:46Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:45Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:44Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:43Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:42Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:41Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:40Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:39Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:38Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:37Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:36Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:35Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:34Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:33Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:32Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:31Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:30Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:29Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:28Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:27Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:23Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:22Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:19Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:18Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:15Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:12Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:11Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:09Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:08Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:05Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:04Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:03Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:02Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:59Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:57Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:53Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:52Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:51Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:50Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:47Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:46Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:45Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:39Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:36Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:35Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:34Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:33Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:32Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:31Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:30Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:29Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:28Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:27Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:26Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:25Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:24Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:23Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:22Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:21Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:20Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:19Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:18Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:17Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:10Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:09Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:08Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:07Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:06Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:05Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:04Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:03Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:02Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:01Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:00Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:59Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:58Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:57Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:56Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:55Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:54Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:53Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:52Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:50Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:49Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:48Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:44Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:42Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:39Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:38Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:34Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:32Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:31Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:30Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:29Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:28Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:27Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:26Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:23Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:22Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:21Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:18Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:17Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:10Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:08Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:03Caption #
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:03Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:02Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:57Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:55Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:53Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:52Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:51Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:50Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:49Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:48Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:47Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:45Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:44Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:43Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:42Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:41Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:40Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:39Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:38Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:37Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:36Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:35Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:34Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:33Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:32Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:31Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:30Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:29Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:27Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:21Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:19Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:18Caption #363

Board [Post Message]

Meta day: you make fun of the things that make newbies scratch their heads in puzzlement.

There are 14 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> I couldn't do meta today for some reason.
<Axolotl> Yay! It's the snub nosed langurs!
<Lauren> Mort, I just love your caption today.
<guyPaulo> Those are some ugly monkies.
<Carol> They are like nightmare skull babies. And ha ha, Mort; but nobody carves on me unless they are, like, trying to save my life.
<obtuse> BUT WHAT IF BREAST ENLARGEMENT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!?
<guyPaulo> Hey, I got an idea for next Thursday. Each monkie gets to pick his own theme (Crass, sexist, meta, Pun, etc), and the other monkies get to try and guess what theme is being used. You could restrict it to previously used themes or just allow any wild theme idea to flow.
<ajiav> mort, what is the current formula for choosing pictures; you mentioned a few weeks back that you were fine-tuning this method or something?
<ajiav> Is there any particular way of choosing pictures that inspires better captioning?
<Mort> Currently I try and pick the top three photos that I haven't used before.

It's almost impossible to predict how inspiring a set of images will be, you would almost have to work out every possible caption in advance.

All I know is that interesting people and animals are good because you can give them voices. Also images with lots of details in.

<Jellyloo> I have found this to be true with my puppets as well.
<Mort> Your "puppets" are 3Suns and Obtuse?
<Jellyloo> Oh how they squirm when I try to employ them as real puppets. They must learn not to resist.
<Mort> Ok, I need to go take a cold shower now.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post