[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Doctor Roger Mexico was not his real name, it was just what his clients came to call him. His unethical and frankly mad cosmetic surgery experiments in the eighties had led to his license being revoked and the setting up of his chop shop in Tijuana.

Carol, short on funds, desperately called upon Doctor Mexico to increase the size of her "twins".

She understood true horror when she woke up to find out her twins were now 3Suns and Obtuse.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 163 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:13Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:01Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker21:55:00Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:53Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:47Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:46Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:45Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:43Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:42Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:34Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:29Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:20Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:14Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:10Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:09Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:05Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker21:54:01Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:59Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:58Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:54Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:53Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:48Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:44Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:41Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:35Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:32Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:30Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:23Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:14Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:12Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:07Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:05Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker21:53:00Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:58Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:55Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:53Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:51Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:50Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:44Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:42Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:37Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:35Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:30Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:28Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:27Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:26Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:18Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:14Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:13Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:06Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:52:00Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:58Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:57Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:55Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:52Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:49Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:48Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:46Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:43Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:41Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:39Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:33Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:32Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:27Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:24Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:19Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:18Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:17Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:12Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:11Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:10Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:09Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:06Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:05Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:04Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker21:51:00Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:54Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:53Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:41Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:40Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:38Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:35Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:34Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:27Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:24Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:16Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:15Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:06Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker21:50:05Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:55Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:53Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:50Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:49Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:46Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:36Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:34Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:31Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:29Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:23Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:22Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:19Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:17Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:15Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:13Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:06Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:04Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker21:49:01Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:59Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:57Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:48Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:39Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:37Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:35Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:30Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:17Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:02Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:48:01Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:58Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:54Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:53Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:47Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:45Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:39Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:34Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:32Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:31Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:27Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:20Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:15Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:11Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:09Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:08Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker21:47:07Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:59Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:57Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:48Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:47Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:46Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:45Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:44Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:28Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:24Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:23Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:21Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:19Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:14Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:10Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:00Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:57Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:50Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:47Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:41Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:39Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:36Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:28Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:27Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:26Caption #468

Board [Post Message]

Meta day: you make fun of the things that make newbies scratch their heads in puzzlement.


There are 14 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> I couldn't do meta today for some reason.
<Axolotl> Yay! It's the snub nosed langurs!
<Lauren> Mort, I just love your caption today.
<guyPaulo> Those are some ugly monkies.
<Carol> They are like nightmare skull babies. And ha ha, Mort; but nobody carves on me unless they are, like, trying to save my life.
<obtuse> BUT WHAT IF BREAST ENLARGEMENT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!?
<guyPaulo> Hey, I got an idea for next Thursday. Each monkie gets to pick his own theme (Crass, sexist, meta, Pun, etc), and the other monkies get to try and guess what theme is being used. You could restrict it to previously used themes or just allow any wild theme idea to flow.
<ajiav> mort, what is the current formula for choosing pictures; you mentioned a few weeks back that you were fine-tuning this method or something?
<ajiav> Is there any particular way of choosing pictures that inspires better captioning?
<Mort> Currently I try and pick the top three photos that I haven't used before.

It's almost impossible to predict how inspiring a set of images will be, you would almost have to work out every possible caption in advance.

All I know is that interesting people and animals are good because you can give them voices. Also images with lots of details in.

<Jellyloo> I have found this to be true with my puppets as well.
<Mort> Your "puppets" are 3Suns and Obtuse?
<Jellyloo> Oh how they squirm when I try to employ them as real puppets. They must learn not to resist.
<Mort> Ok, I need to go take a cold shower now.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post