[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Doctor Roger Mexico was not his real name, it was just what his clients came to call him. His unethical and frankly mad cosmetic surgery experiments in the eighties had led to his license being revoked and the setting up of his chop shop in Tijuana.

Carol, short on funds, desperately called upon Doctor Mexico to increase the size of her "twins".

She understood true horror when she woke up to find out her twins were now 3Suns and Obtuse.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 369 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:02Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:01Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:00Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:59Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:58Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:57Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:56Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:55Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:54Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:53Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:52Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:51Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:50Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:48Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:47Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:46Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:40Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:39Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:38Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:37Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:36Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:35Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:34Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:33Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:32Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:31Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:28Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:27Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:25Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:23Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:21Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:20Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:19Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:18Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:17Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:14Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:11Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:10Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:09Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:03Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:02Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:59Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:57Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:55Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:53Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:52Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:51Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:49Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:47Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:46Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:45Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:44Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:43Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:40Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:39Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:37Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:36Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:35Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:34Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:29Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:27Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:26Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:24Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:23Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:21Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:15Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:13Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:11Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:09Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:08Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:06Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:04Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:57Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:56Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:51Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:50Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:49Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:47Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:46Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:45Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:42Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:41Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:37Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:36Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:32Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:30Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:26Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:24Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:22Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:19Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:18Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:17Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:16Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:08Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:07Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:03Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:01Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:00Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:58Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:57Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:55Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:53Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:51Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:48Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:46Caption #-86
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:44Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:43Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:41Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:39Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:38Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:37Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:36Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:35Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:34Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:32Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:30Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:29Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:27Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:26Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:22Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:20Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:19Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:17Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:13Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:11Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:10Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:08Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:07Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:06Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:05Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:02Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:53Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:52Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:51Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:48Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:46Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:45Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:40Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:39Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:32Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:31Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:30Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:28Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:26Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:24Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:23Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:22Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:21Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:20Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:19Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:18Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:13Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:12Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:11Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:10Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:09Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:08Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:07Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:06Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:05Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:04Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:03Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:02Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:01Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:00Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:59Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:58Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:57Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:56Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:55Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:54Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:53Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:51Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:49Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:48Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:47Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:45Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:44Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:43Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:42Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:41Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:40Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:39Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:38Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:37Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:36Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:35Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:33Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:32Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:31Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:30Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:29Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:28Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:27Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:26Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:25Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:23Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:21Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:19Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:18Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:17Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:16Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:11Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:09Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:08Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:07Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:05Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:04Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:02Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:01Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:00Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:59Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:58Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:56Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:55Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:54Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:53Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:52Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:51Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:48Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:47Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:46Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:45Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:43Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:42Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:40Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:39Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:37Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:35Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:34Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:33Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:31Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:30Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:29Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:28Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:27Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:26Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:25Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:24Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:23Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:22Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:20Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:19Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:17Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:16Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:15Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:14Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:13Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:12Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:11Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:10Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:09Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:08Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:07Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:06Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:04Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:03Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:02Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:00Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:58Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:57Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:54Caption #08
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:53Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:47Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:46Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:41Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:40Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:39Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:38Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:37Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:36Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:34Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:33Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:31Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:30Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:29Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:27Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:26Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:22Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:21Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:20Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:14Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:13Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:12Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:11Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:10Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:09Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:08Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:05Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:58Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:56Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:53Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:52Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:51Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:50Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:46Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:45Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:43Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:42Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:40Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:39Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:37Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:36Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:33Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:29Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:28Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:27Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:26Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:25Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:22Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:22Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:21Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:19Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:18Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:17Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:16Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:15Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:14Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:13Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:11Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:09Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:08Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:07Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:06Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:05Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:04Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:03Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:02Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:01Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:00Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:59Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:56Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:55Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:52Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:50Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:45Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:44Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:43Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:41Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:39Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:38Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:37Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:36Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:34Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:33Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:30Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:28Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:26Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:24Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:23Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:22Caption #-95
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:21Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:20Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:19Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:18Caption #4.2
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:17Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:12Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:11Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:09Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:04Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:03Caption #515

Board [Post Message]

Meta day: you make fun of the things that make newbies scratch their heads in puzzlement.

There are 14 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> I couldn't do meta today for some reason.
<Axolotl> Yay! It's the snub nosed langurs!
<Lauren> Mort, I just love your caption today.
<guyPaulo> Those are some ugly monkies.
<Carol> They are like nightmare skull babies. And ha ha, Mort; but nobody carves on me unless they are, like, trying to save my life.
<obtuse> BUT WHAT IF BREAST ENLARGEMENT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!?
<guyPaulo> Hey, I got an idea for next Thursday. Each monkie gets to pick his own theme (Crass, sexist, meta, Pun, etc), and the other monkies get to try and guess what theme is being used. You could restrict it to previously used themes or just allow any wild theme idea to flow.
<ajiav> mort, what is the current formula for choosing pictures; you mentioned a few weeks back that you were fine-tuning this method or something?
<ajiav> Is there any particular way of choosing pictures that inspires better captioning?
<Mort> Currently I try and pick the top three photos that I haven't used before.

It's almost impossible to predict how inspiring a set of images will be, you would almost have to work out every possible caption in advance.

All I know is that interesting people and animals are good because you can give them voices. Also images with lots of details in.

<Jellyloo> I have found this to be true with my puppets as well.
<Mort> Your "puppets" are 3Suns and Obtuse?
<Jellyloo> Oh how they squirm when I try to employ them as real puppets. They must learn not to resist.
<Mort> Ok, I need to go take a cold shower now.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post