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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/20/2004 by guyPaulo
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Sure I was a beautiful model, but I wanted more. What I really wanted to do was be a professional wrestler in the WWE, but I didn't have the bulk.

I got my hands on some steroids to beef up a bit. The CBS after-school special warned me that I'd end up looking like this if I used the juice, but I didn't care.

A few injections of horse-testosterone later and I became "Testicula," the WWE Star! There have been a few changes though. I now have to use jock-itch creme for my yeast infections, and I fart a lot.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Well, I thought it was funny.

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