Fellow Christians, thankyou for voting me President.
I now declare the Iraqi war to be a Crusade. We are the Army of God.
We will suck the oil from that pagan land until we're rich enough to put our dogs in furs...
...and the Iraqis can eat shit!
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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