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Most Emailed Photos - 11/08/2004 by David Byrden
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Fellow Christians, thankyou for voting me President.

I now declare the Iraqi war to be a Crusade.
We are the Army of God.


We will suck the oil from that pagan land until we're rich enough to put our dogs in furs...

...and the Iraqis can eat shit!
(AFP)
(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Wait, isn't that a direct quote from the last State of the Union?
<mypalmike> Stole the BS idea from Pedro and David...
<mypalmike> Oops. I meant to post that in my alternataphitization.
<Agent Kumi> 
<what?> what?

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