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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/02/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Yes I love the pussy...

Yes I chase it like a dog...

But NO I am not a dyke!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<TJ Eckleburg> This is great. Very good narrative, and the last panel is a killer.
<yoyology> It took me a moment to connect it to Liv, because Bloom's tummy so dominates the shot, but that is a great caption set, baby! You go!
<Mort> Yes this is excellent. I don't think the 'dyke' is only reference a Liv, it's also a reference to the dutch boy who stopped a flood by putting his finger in the hole of a dyke.


<Axolotl> Why post another set of captions after this? I think we have a winner!
<ElvisThePelvis> How deep does this rabbit hole go?
<TJ Eckleburg> I dunno nothing about Liv, I was thinking Dutch boy all the way. Elvis operates on so many levels, it blows my mind.
Winner! Winner! Winner!
<guyPaulo> Damn it, this is too good. Elvis deserves to win.
<ElvisThePelvis> Blush...but I was referring to the guy in the jimmy hat in front of Liv. But the Liv and dutch reference are funny too ;)
<mypalmike> I'm not sure why people are treating this caption like it's freakin' Shakespeare. :)
<yoyology> Yea verily, I doth chase that pussy like yon big dog, but forsooth, I be not one of Sappho's race!
<ElvisThePelvis> No shakespeare, but a slow caption day where the mediocre bubbles to the top :)
<mypalmike> I guess it's actually growing on me. When you read through 15 or so of these things, you get a bit jaded.
<ElvisThePelvis> yoyology, that caption should have won :)

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