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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/07/2005 by apple juice is a verb
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It's hard leaving the womb, I know!

And you're right, it was comfortable!

But there's no need to despair...

With good hygiene (and a little personality), you might get into another one, sometime.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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apple juice is a verb is the winner!

There are 8 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Mort, please come back. We miss you. Things just haven't been the same since you stopped editorializing and started only running the Guest day.
<Mort> Been going through one of those destruct/construct phases of life. I have been thinking more about doing it again.
<Lauren> Thank goodness. About "doing it again." I did a major purge of my life over the last year or so and, although it was difficult and I wound up missing some of the things I jetizoned, in general I do feel better about life, the universe and everything.
<guyPaulo> And let me say 'thanks' for keeping up the site during this phase Mort! It's a real commitment, I'm sure.
<Lauren> Ditto what he said, Mort.
<ajiav> we like the site
<mypalmike> Yeah, this and slashdot are the only two sites I visit every day. Regardless of what becomes of the site, good luck with whatever it is you're going through.
<Mort> Sorry about the late update, I lost internet last night. I couldn't figure it out until the tech support guy told me to try and press the modem on button...

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