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Most Emailed Photos - 11/18/2004 by Elmo the Magnificent
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I dunno, I keep staring at this picture and it just makes me think of soft, tender skin, wild animal frenzy, and reddish, round protuberances . .

And I stare at this picture and it just seems like a close-up of two massive round things, reddish-tipped, held up by some dark material . .

Ah, . . now my head is clearing - it's just that same vision I have every morning I wake up with a boner.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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