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I am Salvador Dali, surrealist painter!

I'm painting some cows wearing ties. Because they're at work! Get it?

I am SUCH A genius!

My personal life is also surreal. I live in a crazy house. I do zany things. I grow an enormous mustach.

It makes a great impression on the art critics.


And here's a painting I just sold... "the intransigence of metamorphisation".

Yes, yes, it's bullcrap, but it's $500,000 worth of bullcrap.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Bo Bo Bolinski> Now, now - not nice to diss Dali!
<Carol> I think it's splendid, and quite authentic.
<David Byrden> I will diss anybody who thinks it's fun to nail cats to a wall.
<3Suns> With this new style of perceptual surreality, David is breaking new ground in the captioning world. What do you think Clarisse?
<ajiav> It is good.
<Dof> Right on.

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