I'm painting some cows wearing ties. Because they're at work! Get it?
I am SUCH A genius!
My personal life is also surreal. I live in a crazy house. I do zany things. I grow an enormous mustach.
It makes a great impression on the art critics.
And here's a painting I just sold... "the intransigence of metamorphisation".
Yes, yes, it's bullcrap, but it's $500,000 worth of bullcrap.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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