[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Everyone loves bush babies!

Except for George, he only loved going into the bush to shoot them dead,

and when you think he's sitting there looking grave and dignified, he's actually pulling the eyes off of snails.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 456 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:03Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:02Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:00Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:59Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:56Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:55Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:54Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:53Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:52Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:51Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:50Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:49Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:48Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:47Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:45Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:44Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:43Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:42Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:41Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:40Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:39Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:38Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:36Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:35Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:34Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:33Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:31Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:30Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:29Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:27Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:25Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:24Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:23Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:22Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:21Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:20Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:19Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:18Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:16Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:15Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:14Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:13Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:11Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:09Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:07Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:06Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:05Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:04Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:03Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:02Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:00Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:59Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:58Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:57Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:57Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:55Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:53Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:51Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:49Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:48Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:47Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:46Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:44Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:43Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:42Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:41Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:40Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:39Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:38Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:37Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:36Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:35Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:34Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:33Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:32Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:31Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:29Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:28Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:27Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:26Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:24Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:23Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:22Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:20Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:19Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:17Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:16Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:15Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:13Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:12Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:11Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:10Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:08Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:07Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:06Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:05Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:04Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:03Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:03Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:01Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:59Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:58Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:57Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:56Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:55Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:54Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:53Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:52Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:51Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:50Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:48Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:47Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:46Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:45Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:44Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:43Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:42Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:41Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:39Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:37Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:35Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:34Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:33Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:32Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:31Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:30Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:29Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:28Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:27Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:26Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:24Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:23Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:22Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:21Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:20Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:19Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:18Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:17Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:16Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:15Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:14Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:12Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:11Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:10Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:08Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:07Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:06Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:05Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:04Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:03Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:01Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:59Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:58Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:57Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:56Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:55Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:54Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:52Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:51Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:50Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:48Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:47Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:46Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:45Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:44Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:43Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:39Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:38Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:35Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:33Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:32Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:30Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:29Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:27Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:26Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:23Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:21Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:20Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:18Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:15Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:14Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:11Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:08Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:07Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:06Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:04Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:03Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:00Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:57Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:56Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:55Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:54Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:53Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:51Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:50Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:49Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:48Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:47Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:46Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:44Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:43Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:42Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:41Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:39Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:37Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:35Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:34Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:33Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:32Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:31Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:30Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:28Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:27Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:26Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:25Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:24Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:23Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:22Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:21Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:20Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:19Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:18Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:16Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:15Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:13Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:12Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:11Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:09Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:08Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:07Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:06Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:04Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:03Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:02Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:01Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:00Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:59Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:58Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:57Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:56Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:55Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:54Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:52Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:51Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:50Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:48Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:47Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:46Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:45Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:44Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:43Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:42Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:41Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:40Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:39Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:38Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:37Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:36Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:35Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:34Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:33Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:32Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:31Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:29Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:28Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:27Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:26Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:25Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:24Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:23Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:22Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:21Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:20Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:19Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:16Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:15Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:14Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:13Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:12Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:11Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:10Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:09Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:08Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:07Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:03Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:59Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:55Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:51Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:49Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:48Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:47Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:46Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:43Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:40Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:39Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:38Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:37Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:36Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:35Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:34Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:33Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:31Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:28Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:27Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:23Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:22Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:20Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:19Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:16Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:15Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:14Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:13Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:11Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:09Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:08Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:07Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:05Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:04Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:03Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:59Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:57Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:56Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:55Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:54Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:52Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:50Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:49Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:48Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:47Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:46Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:44Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:43Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:42Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:41Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:40Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:39Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:39Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:38Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:37Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:35Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:34Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:33Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:32Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:31Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:30Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:29Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:27Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:25Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:24Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:23Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:22Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:21Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:20Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:19Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:17Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:15Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:13Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:12Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:11Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:10Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:09Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:07Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:04Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:03Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:00Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:59Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:58Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:57Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:55Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:54Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:53Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:52Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:50Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:49Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:46Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:45Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:44Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:42Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:39Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:38Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:36Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:35Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:34Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:33Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:32Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:31Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:28Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:27Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:26Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:25Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:24Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:23Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:22Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:21Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:20Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:19Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:16Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:15Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:14Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:13Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:12Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:11Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:10Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:08Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:07Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:03Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:01Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:59Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:57Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:56Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:55Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:53Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:51Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:50Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:49Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:47Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:45Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:44Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:43Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:41Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:40Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:39Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:38Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:37Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:35Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:34Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:33Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:30Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:27Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:26Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:25Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:24Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:23Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:22Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:19Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:18Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:17Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:15Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:14Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:11Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:10Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:09Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:07Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:06Caption #588

Board [Post Message]

My life moves on today in front of a panel of my peers. Which way will the jury decide?

There are 10 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> I haven't been posting much the last week or so. Just been feeling really unfunny.
<infosponge> I've just been lurking too. I usually take a look at Mort's caption and then click through to Yahoo to see the rest of the photos. Big mistake today...that guy with the fireworks injury was terrible. I could have done without seeing that.
<3Suns> So Mort's in court today or something? Or is he just making some strange reference to MEP?
<Kumiho> I just read the captioning from the Yahoo site for the snails.. ::snicker:: and just how are the snails dangerous? I mean, if yu take away their pocketknives are they still dangerous?
<Kumiho> Oh, Mort, think we'll see this pix anytime soon?...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> If you read the article about the snails, it says they reproduce rapidly and can destroy large amounts of plant life, including crops. Also they can spread meningitis, and can attach themselves to a human's brainstem and turn them into zombie killers.
<Kumiho> Really? I missed the part about turning people into zombies...
<Mort> Damn snails always leaving a slimy trail of zombie destruction.
<David Byrden> Those slimeballs have no backbone.
<yoyology> "Psst. Hey Guido. It's all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the cheese. And you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it. That's why he's gonna kill us. So we have to beat it. Yeah. Before he lets loose the marmosets on us! Don't worry, little missy! I'll save you!"
...www.lysator.liu.se...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post