Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 04/25/2004

by Mort

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Looking like a man, but not feeling like a man?

Is Erectile Dysfunction getting you down?

We at FIBO (Firm Inflexible Boners Organisation) can help!

Just order our new Crotch-Monkey™, he'll make sure you're tackle is always upright and true.

Won't your wife be pleased to see the giant tail-wagger between your legs!

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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You are all just Crotch-Monkies™ at heart.

There are 7 messages for this day.

<Roger Mexico> Let's not take this too far - what, will Crotch-bananas be next?

<ElvisThePelvis> This is the perfect caption...

<shininglion> I'm not even going to try. I couldn't come anywhere even close to that.

<Jellyloo> Everyone! All together now!

"SAUSAGE!"

I agree with Elvis.

<Mort> It all depends on what kind of sausage.

Doesn't it?

<3Suns> I wonder if those "men" require customized toilets to do their business...

<I WONDER> is this a real monkey cause if it is i want one??!!

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