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Most Emailed Photos - 01/27/2005 by guyPaulo
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My heart was racing like a wild stalion runing free through a field of cocaine.

There, on the runway, was my kindergarten playmate Terri. I hadn't thought of her in years. She spurned my love long ago because I was poor. But now I'm a millionaire! Would she love me now? I had to find out!

But then I remembered my heartache, and so I had her crushed beneath a huge glass cube as a lesson to all those other uppity bitches.


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<Kumiho> That'll teach all them uppity ones.

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