"I'm telling you, dude, I went out with Cindy last night, and that shit was CAVERNOUS. Putting a finger in there was like throwing a hotdog down a black hole."
"Seriously man, you could drive a TRUCK into her....."
(You people need to get your minds out of the gutter. Seriously.)
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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