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Most Emailed Photos - 02/23/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I would have laid both of these girls if not for their vaginal-waist fungus.

But who am I to be picky, after all some people find love despite their afflictions...or maybe because of them.

Maybe those girls just needed a good salad dressing...or a defoliant.


So I will continue to do my lip exercises in the hope that someday I will find a woman who can love an aboriginal cunning linguist (who happens to look like Ricardo Montalban).
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