I would have laid both of these girls if not for their vaginal-waist fungus.
But who am I to be picky, after all some people find love despite their afflictions...or maybe because of them.
Maybe those girls just needed a good salad dressing...or a defoliant.
So I will continue to do my lip exercises in the hope that someday I will find a woman who can love an aboriginal cunning linguist (who happens to look like Ricardo Montalban).
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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