Reconstructive surgery: usually associated with life-threatening medical procedures like separating conjoined twins... (pictured here during a last rites rehearsal)
...or the recent trends of minor vanity projects like these lip implants...
...reached stunning new heights in the latest edition of Extreme Makeover.
Step aside Lizardman - America, say hello to Dogboy.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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