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We lazed in the warm tub with her hand caressing my manhood like soap.


She was hot, not hot like internet porn hot, but...

...hot like S&M with elves.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> This reminds me of that really stupid short film on MTV with Pauly Shore. The one that was supposed to be a "video" for his song "Lisa, Lisa"? The one big hairy guy says something like, "I love you, little guy, but not in a gay way. In a prison way."
<Lauren> 
<mypalmike> "Caressing my manhood like soap".

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