You may not believe this but I swear it happened. Me an a buddy were relaxing in a hot tub when...
...that girl that is all over that new porn search engine walked out of her apartment and into our hottub. Well, it didn't take much more than a little conversation to get her to undress.
Now I'm an average size guy, my little lawn gnome is an average 10 1/2 inches, but my buddy was much larger. When she saw who she was dealing with...the hot action began.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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