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The military's "Don't Ask; Don't Tell" policy has created some awkward pantomime moments. Here two men specify their desire to enlist under the buddy system.

Another man indicates that he will provide... entertainment (if you know what I mean) for the troops.

This recruit is conveying the complex message, "Make me a sergeant and I will fight like a dog."


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<ajiav> I would love a world where everyone felt compelled to speak through pantomime.
<3Suns> This one grew on me. I really like it.
<mypalmike> It makes just enough sense to r0x0rs.

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