Just look where the dark-haired dude's hand is going, and he can't think of any comments about "trouser-snake wrestling," "sausage grappling," or "albino gnome wrangling."
Courtney's dazed expression mirrors his own as he stares at a blank caption screen.
Finally giving up, he puts on some sharp threads and his best hat to cruise the park in order to pick up some "hot bitches."
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emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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