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Most Emailed Photos - 10/06/2004 by Lauren
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The alien space ship landed on the roof of my house.

The aliens themselves seemed to have some of their internal organs on the outside... and they oozed a toxic pus.

Good thing I had been to Tennessee and purchased my 'for self-protection only' credit-card-sized shotgun!


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<mypalmike> You see, it's for killing aliens! On airplanes.
<Kumiho> Rock on! I like it!
<mywifesdeadhusbandskidsmoney> Is that picture of the aliens before or after you shot them? By the way, is that an unbanned assault weapon?

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