Now, when the white man declares something "smokin'," it has lost its true and original meaning.
With the bomb we have planted into this Christmas ham, we are hoping to give him a third interpretation of that, our sacred word.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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