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Most Emailed Photos - 01/04/2004 by guyPaulo
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Steve Irwin really has no fear of reptiles. He often taunts the short creatures by bragging about his opposible thumb.

He even eats salads with shavings of croc brain on top.

Here, he "bitch-slaps" the croc after it made the mistake of making eye contact with the crazed Australian.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> Hehe croc brain.
<3Suns> Better watch it. He could get Mad Croc Disease!
<guyPaulo> Only if that croc had been eating other crocs....
<Lauren> Thank goodness Steve has a spare baby or two laying around for croc food, then.
<nobody> i luv God! and Steve and alligators alligators will one day rule the world along with God!
<nobody> i luv God! and Steve and alligators alligators will one day rule the world along with God!

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