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Most Emailed Photos - 01/01/2004 by Mort
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In an effort to stamp out the evil empire of Disney, the White House today released a new deck of cards.

With the "Shock and Awe" attack on Disneyland in full swing...

US Seals try their best to target Nemo.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Happy new year! I hope it is very "special" year for you!


There are 8 messages for this day.
<MLimburg> Mort you bastard, you took the best puns :P
<Mort> Come on there must be at least another 15 good puns out there.
<3Suns> Yeah, MLimburg. Never complain like that to Mort... he'll spew out the 15 remaining puns and /then/ you'll be left with nothing.
<3Suns> What gives? Nobody's captioning OR commenting today...
<MLimburg> I *finally* got there
<Mort> Has anyone noticed that all three captions are meant to go together to form one story?
Or do I have to write that somewhere in bold text?
<MLimburg> Mundane News, Inky and The Dog .. what the?!
<Lauren> It seems that those three and No On In Particular have difficulty with reading comprehension, Mort and Mark. One might expect someone to look for guidelines or at least to read others' captions prior to posting to a newly-found site. I think we should ignore them until they get it or they go away.


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