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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by mypalmike
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I was on my way to the flashiest, most exciting party in the universe. Or at least the Hamptons.

It was a party to celebrate Lizzie Grubman's purchase of a brand new SUV. Hopefully she will be more careful and not use it to run people over this time.

But then, I always felt the case against her was kind of flimsy.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> A slightly obscure, old news story... ...www.courttv.com...
<Lauren> I remember the case, but don't remember if she went to jail... and that link was taking too long to load. Anyone?
<ajiav> people on tv used to make jokes about it.

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