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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by guyPaulo
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Sure, I occasionally throw a fit when my astrological advisor is late with my hourly star-reading, and hurl hot cappuccino into the eyes of my assistants when they try to comfort me.

And I often demand that my pet teacup Chihuahua "Pinky" be chauffeured to her grooming appointments in a bullet-proof motorcade of SUV's.

But I still don't understand why no one takes my fashion creations seriously!

I'm an artist too, damn it!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> And I thought this was going to be a Martha Stewart joke....
<guyPaulo> Someone else had done a Martha joke, so I didn't want to be repetitive.

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