Sure, I occasionally throw a fit when my astrological advisor is late with my hourly star-reading, and hurl hot cappuccino into the eyes of my assistants when they try to comfort me.
And I often demand that my pet teacup Chihuahua "Pinky" be chauffeured to her grooming appointments in a bullet-proof motorcade of SUV's.
But I still don't understand why no one takes my fashion creations seriously!
I'm an artist too, damn it!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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