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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/01/2004 by 3Suns
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All right, I admit it. I have a sports fetish. I think it all goes back to my first girlfriend who had this unbelievably sexy tattoo on her right breast.

Laugh all you want ladies, but nothing turns me on like a nice competitive game of basketball.

So you'll have to understand my indignation at the 15,000 voyeurs who wouldn't give me A LITTLE GODDAMN PRIVACY at the game last night.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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